Favorite ... Lines? (Yes, the 4th Time we've done that joke.)

[Compound]

She has more late confessions than a Penn State coach.

Does not apply in Teribethia.

(cough) Suck it Jacob.

Defying all expectations, a Twilight movie lapses into a hushed conversation in the forest.

Yay! I got a line!

He's calling Count Floyd for help.

(Sidenote- in werewolves vs. bronies, I'll go with the bronies.)

So my hair is flat, is that what you're saying?

[lmolson73]

-Also my bible just burst into flame for some reason.

-Do you want the red ball gag or the blue one?

-Human equivalent of the blue screen of death, ladies and gentleman.

-I drink your blood shake!

-Don't...eat...baby!

-You are my mom, right?  One scene per movie isn't enough to be sure.

All  the Volturi riffing at the end. 

[Darth Geek]

-Human equivalent of the blue screen of death, ladies and gentleman.

I haven't watched the riff yet, but that is AWESOME!

[Trekker4747]

Yeah the BSOD riff was awesome.

[CJones]

"Anxious, nauseous.. catatonic... all of the above?" 

[Trekker4747]

Jacob: "I want to talk, it'd be easier if I can hear you too."
Kevin: "I'm constantly saying that to my friends who use AT&T."

[Droppo]

"(cough) Suck it, Jacob."

"The Artist had better banter."

"odd time for a Christopher Walken impression."

"the Peanuts Christmas special dancers!"

Every single Volturi moment was....REMARKABLE!!!

[CJones]

We here at Rifftrax would like to remind you that Bella and Jacob have been in the top 5 baby names for the past 3 years... and to please stop doing that!

(I wonder if that's true.)

[Rainbow Dash]

We here at Rifftrax would like to remind you that Bella and Jacob have been in the top 5 baby names for the past 3 years... and to please stop doing that!

(I wonder if that's true.)

It is...  

http://www.ssa.gov/oact/babynames/top5names.html

Though, Jacob has apparently been the #1 boys name for over a decade, well before Twilight

[Danecho1967]

"It's short for Kind-of-a-douche."

"Someone's making it up as she goes again!"

"S-so it's a lubricant AND an adhesive?"  (That whole section, really.)

Oh, and BEST ENDING CREDITS EVER!

[Trekker4747]

We here at Rifftrax would like to remind you that Bella and Jacob have been in the top 5 baby names for the past 3 years... and to please stop doing that!

(I wonder if that's true.)

It is...  

http://www.ssa.gov/oact/babynames/top5names.html

Though, Jacob has apparently been the #1 boys name for over a decade, well before Twilight

Well, I'll take Isabella as a top girl's name over Renesmee.

[anais.jude]

I will call child services if anyone names their child "Reneesmee"

[Compound]

Though, Jacob has apparently been the #1 boys name for over a decade, well before Twilight

Personally, I'm going to credit Isabella's current first place girl's name standing to Phineas and Ferb ratther than Twilight..

[Artie]

I will call child services if anyone names their child "Reneesmee"

http://www.babynames.com/name/RENESMEE
better get calling

[Lemming Howard]

Oh, and BEST ENDING CREDITS EVER!

I recorded my copy of the movie off of Comcast on Demand and after what I assume is the final scene with the Volturi  I impatiently stopped recording before all the credits were done.  A a result I have Mike and Bill riffing nothing and it's still hilarious!  I'm thinking and reauthoring this again with various pics of the Volturi drifting in and out of the scene where the end credits would have been.  Lots of images available on the internet to choose from.