"Warriors of the Wasteland" Now Available!!!

[Thrashalla]

http://www.rifftrax.com/video/warriors-wasteland

There's an old saying that goes "Behind every successful movie, there's a horrible Italian rip-off of it that uses three seconds of endless looped drumbeats as its soundtrack." Never has this reliable chestnut been more true than in the case of Warriors of the Wasteland, which proudly acts as the mangy dog, devouring the table scraps that The Road Warrior turned up his nose at, opting instead to lick itself for nearly half an hour.

Yes, once again the inhabitants of Earth have reduced our proud, McRib-consuming planet to a smoldering wasteland. You might assume nukes, or genetically altered chimps are the culprit. Wrong you are, (though if you've recently ate a McRib, you've likely consumed some of the latter.) This time around what did us in was -- Books!  How did this happen? It of course is not explained. But it was books, you sure can count on that!

So the Warriors of the Wasteland drive around in their admittedly sweet cars, sporting their admittedly heinous hairstyles, kinda resenting books and occasionally massacring an outpost of survivors. If you can suspend disbelief for just one moment, hear this: there's a heroic lone wolf who attempts to enforce justice on these criminals (we know, it's a groundbreaking path for a character to follow.)

Books may have caused the apocalypse, but laughable special effects and ludicrous dialogue certainly survived it. Please join Mike, Kevin, Bill and a bunch of folks who couldn't afford tickets to Thunderdome for Warriors of the Wasteland.
http://www.rifftrax.com/video/warriors-wasteland

[RVR II]

Oh yeah.. This is gonna take a while to download here in Mexico..
showing between 6-8 hours

[Bob]

Oh yeah.. This is gonna take a while to download here in Mexico..
showing between 6-8 hours

Hee-hee

Better have some beer and tacos and wait.

[RVR II]

Oh yeah.. This is gonna take a while to download here in Mexico..
showing between 6-8 hours

Hee-hee

Better have some beer and tacos and wait.

I don't have any money for beer or tacos at the moment

[Bob]

Oh yeah.. This is gonna take a while to download here in Mexico..
showing between 6-8 hours

Hee-hee

Better have some beer and tacos and wait.

I don't have any money for beer or tacos at the moment

Time to become a professional hooker........

[RVR II]

Oh yeah.. This is gonna take a while to download here in Mexico..
showing between 6-8 hours

Hee-hee

Better have some beer and tacos and wait.

I don't have any money for beer or tacos at the moment

Time to become a professional hooker........

Well there are plenty of chikas here..

[Edward J Grug III]

Bought and downloaded it this morning. Not sure when we'll get to watch it as we're moving house this week, but I am really looking forward to it!

[D.B. Barnes]

FYI. Got broken URLS in the announcement post, Thrashalla.

[Chimental]

I've seen many deaths over the years in the movie industry. I've seen shootings, stabbings, hits by cars, trains, planes, boats, exploding, beheadings, eaten, crushed, railing kills, turned into a doll and thrown off a cliff, hearts ripped out, pecked at by bird gifs, and vaporizations.

Car drill sodomy; that's a new one.

[RVR II]

WWOOO Finally finished downloading

[BDiamond]

I've seen many deaths over the years in the movie industry. I've seen shootings, stabbings, hits by cars, trains, planes, boats, exploding, beheadings, eaten, crushed, railing kills, turned into a doll and thrown off a cliff, hearts ripped out, pecked at by bird gifs, and vaporizations.

Car drill sodomy; that's a new one.

Car Drill Sodomy is the name of my next band.

[AbsoluteDeicide]

Just have to say I really like the poster for this one, but does that chick have a happy trail?

[Artie]

I've seen many deaths over the years in the movie industry. I've seen shootings, stabbings, hits by cars, trains, planes, boats, exploding, beheadings, eaten, crushed, railing kills, turned into a doll and thrown off a cliff, hearts ripped out, pecked at by bird gifs, and vaporizations.

Car drill sodomy; that's a new one.

Car Drill Sodomy is the name of my next band.

You're in luck - cardrillsodomy.com is availbale

[skenderberg]

I've seen many deaths over the years in the movie industry. I've seen shootings, stabbings, hits by cars, trains, planes, boats, exploding, beheadings, eaten, crushed, railing kills, turned into a doll and thrown off a cliff, hearts ripped out, pecked at by bird gifs, and vaporizations.

Car drill sodomy; that's a new one.

Yeah.  I just got around to watching this one and thought:
"Did I just see a guy get ass-raped by genocidal neo-pagan pseudo-catholic nihilist homosexuals in high-shouldered band uniforms?  Huh.  I was honestly not expecting that."

[Edward J Grug III]

Ditto, we just watched it last night and even though I had read the above comments, I was still taken by surprise.