New Short "Feelings: I'm Feeling Alone" Now Available!!!

[Thrashalla]

http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/feelings-im-feeling-alone

When you see the title of our new short, Feelings: I'm Feeling Alone, you might think to yourself "Alone? That's gotta be the saddest thing you could put after the words 'I'm Feeling' in an educational short meant for small children." Not so! Consider these other titles in the series. "Feelings: I'm Feeling My Ex-Girlfriend's Wet Doormat When She's Not Home." Or "Feelings: I'm Feeling Like the Last Bit of Hamster Food in the Bowl that Even my Disgusting Hamser Won't Eat." Then there's "Feelings: I'm Feeling the Grooves in Mickey Rourke's face," and, last but not least, "Feelings: I'm Feeling Like Seeing Transformers 3 with my Wife on our Anniversary."

A whimsical, musical foray into the infinite sadness of childhood, Feelings: I'm Feeling Alone went the extra mile to bum out schoolkids, who were already pretty bummed out because they were watching awful educational shorts in school. And if you think the short builds to a resolution or offers kids any kind of hope for the future, you clearly haven't watched enough of our shorts!

Grab that blanky you've had since you were four and join Mike, Bill, and Kevin for Feelings: I'm Feeling Alone. What's that? You lost that blanky? A college ex shredded it out of spite? Wow.

That's...that's pretty sad. *siiiigh*

http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/feelings-im-feeling-alone

[Rattrap007]

sample trouble again.. Now I am feeling sad..

[Thrashalla]

Trouble?

[RVR II]

Peelings.. Nothing more than Peelings..

[D.B. Barnes]

Peelings.. Nothing more than Peelings..

Cloggin' up my sink like never before...

[Bob]

Even Morissey thinks that family is a downer.

[Rattrap007]

Trouble?

Samples sometimes don't want to load. Works now. Working sample makes me feel happy.

[RVR II]

Working sample makes me feel happy.

Sounds like you had a Feeling

[Rattrap007]

What was with depressed boy and the dinner of sadness? Kid looked like he was facing a death penalty half the time. I swear he was 2 seconds from crying all because his dad looked at him for being late to dinner.. I guess the guys were right and they were having the dog for dinner.

[CJones]

Man, that was the most depressing short since Each Child Is Different.

I guess that means I'm feeling depressed.

[Trekker4747]

What was with depressed boy and the dinner of sadness? Kid looked like he was facing a death penalty half the time. I swear he was 2 seconds from crying all because his dad looked at him for being late to dinner.. I guess the guys were right and they were having the dog for dinner.

Why was the dad so mad at the kid for being 2-darn minutes late for dinner?! The kid was washing his ungodly dirty hands!

I mean, what was that? Did the kid just get doing rebuilding his dad's transmission?  The dad should be elated!

[BDiamond]

What was with depressed boy and the dinner of sadness? Kid looked like he was facing a death penalty half the time. I swear he was 2 seconds from crying all because his dad looked at him for being late to dinner.. I guess the guys were right and they were having the dog for dinner.

Why was the dad so mad at the kid for being 2-darn minutes late for dinner?! The kid was washing his ungodly dirty hands!

I mean, what was that? Did the kid just get doing rebuilding his dad's transmission?  The dad should be elated!

You mean you didn't have an OCD dad? Lucky stiff.

[Gandalf Lundgren]

My favorite part from this short is the droopy dog voice when dad says "i'm angry".