George Lucas Making More Changes For Star Wars Blu-Ray Release

[Rainbow Dash]

http://thehdroom.com/news/CGI-Yoda-on-Star-Wars-Episode-1-Blu-ray-Revealed/9434

To be fair, the only known change so far is a positive one.  The horribly creepy Yoda puppet from Episode 1 has been replaced.

[Russell]

How about a change where when Qui-Gonn talks about the midichlorians and the prophecy,
somebody speaks up and says "Who's the dumb asshole who came up with that shit?"

[anais.jude]

How about a change where when Qui-Gonn talks about the midichlorians and the prophecy,
somebody speaks up and says "Who's the dumb asshole who came up with that shit?"

Like

[Rainbow Dash]

part of me wants an alternate audio track for the original trilogy where Mark Hamill redubbs all of Luke's lines in Joker voice.

[doggans]

part of me wants an alternate audio track for the original trilogy where Mark Hamill redubbs all of Luke's lines in Joker voice.

Somehow, that would change the "power converters" line from cheesy to awesome.

[Bahana]

He should cut some of Jar Jar's scenes while he's at it.

[Thrifty]

This is great news for Star Wars fans everywhere.  Now you'll have a whole new set of things to complain are terrible about the movies you purportedly love.

[Henry88]

This is great news for Star Wars fans everywhere.  Now you'll have a whole new set of things to complain are terrible about the movies you purportedly love.

agreed with you on that one

[daltysmilth]

part of me wants an alternate audio track for the original trilogy where Mark Hamill redubbs all of Luke's lines in Joker voice.

Somehow, that would change the "power converters" line from cheesy to awesome.

While they're at it, what about another alternate audio track where Maurice LaMarche redubs all of Darth Vader's lines as Orson Welles, since supposedly Orson Welles was who George Lucas originally wanted to do Vader's voice.

[Kete]

part of me wants an alternate audio track for the original trilogy where Mark Hamill redubbs all of Luke's lines in Joker voice.

Somehow, that would change the "power converters" line from cheesy to awesome.

While they're at it, what about another alternate audio track where Maurice LaMarche redubs all of Darth Vader's lines as Orson Welles, since supposedly Orson Welles was who George Lucas originally wanted to do Vader's voice.

Drunk Vader!

[Scribblesense]

I want a diamond cane and big ol' pimp hat digitally inserted on Billy Dee Williams. Also, Chewbacca.

In the scene in Echo Base where Leia kisses Luke, the ghost of Obi Wan should appear faintly in the background, staring. Just staring.

Remove the CGI for Boss Nass and just have Brian Blessed in his mo-cap suit there.

All the Clone Troopers should be created using Jar Jar Binks's DNA.

Qui-Gon Jinn, alive and well, should randomly stumble into scenes wearing a bathrobe and drinking from a carton of milk. When he notices other people who never notice him, he should quickly scurry off-screen.

No less than twelve sex scenes between Keira Knightley and Natalie Portman should be added to The Phantom Menace, but only if they are both in full-on Amidala garb the entire time.

Whenever an ewok attacks a Stormtrooper with a rock or a stick or a log, it should cause an intense explosion.

[SJP]

While they're at it, what about another alternate audio track where Maurice LaMarche redubs all of Darth Vader's lines as Orson Welles, since supposedly Orson Welles was who George Lucas originally wanted to do Vader's voice.

Drunk Vader!

"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father."
"He told me enough!  He told me you killed him!"
"No...your father is...AAAAAAHHHH!  The French...Paul Masson..."
"That's not true!  That's not possible!"
*silence*
(offscreen) "Go, Orson."
"Doesn't he do anything?"

[anais.jude]

This is great news for Star Wars fans everywhere.  Now you'll have a whole new set of things to complain are terrible about the movies you purportedly love.

agreed with you on that one

In our defense, no one purportedly loves Episode 1

[anais.jude]

I want a diamond cane and big ol' pimp hat digitally inserted on Billy Dee Williams. Also, Chewbacca.

In the scene in Echo Base where Leia kisses Luke, the ghost of Obi Wan should appear faintly in the background, staring. Just staring.

Make it so

[Thrifty]

This is great news for Star Wars fans everywhere.  Now you'll have a whole new set of things to complain are terrible about the movies you purportedly love.

agreed with you on that one

In our defense, no one purportedly loves Episode 1

That's true, but 4, 5, and 6 were very popular, but retconned into being hated after episode 1 and 2 came out.