pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)

[Darth Geek]

Hey, look what I can do! Mush, my ferocious beasts, mush!

[TheRealUncleDes]

I got some cooked oatmeal and mashed potatoes here. Do you think they'll eat it?

[Pak-Man]

So there's a lot of ferocious beasts outside. We should probably try to placate them somehow...

[Johnny Unusual]

What's that atrocious noise?  Can someone check on that for me?

[TheRealUncleDes]

RAWWRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[Johnny Unusual]

Well, at least we all remembered to lock up the outside gates.

[TheRealUncleDes]

Sh....oot. Forgot to lock the inside gates!!!

[Johnny Unusual]

And I remembered the groceries.  Looks like everyone remembered to do their chores.

[TheRealUncleDes]

And RVR and I got the stairs vacuumed...you?

[Pak-Man]

I managed to get all of the shopping bags filled with glitter out of the attic!

[TheRealUncleDes]

I agree: never seen so much blood. You guys all set?

[Johnny Unusual]

IT'S... IT'S EVERYWHERE!  OH, DEAR GOD, IT'S EVERYWHERE!  WE SHOULDN'T HAVE PUT "KILLING A GUY" ON AS THE FIRST ITEM IN OUR SPRING CLEANING LIST!

[Pak-Man]

Whoop! We got a gusher!

[Johnny Unusual]

Well, this shouldn't be so hard.  Just stick in the blade and...