Let's play Mad Libs! Round Two!

[Thrifty]

If you've never done Mad Libs before, here's how it goes.  I give you a list of, well, word types, to provide, like things, places, occupations etc., and then we use those to fill in a story.

Please no more than 2 per post.  Unless it turns out nobody wants to play.

ROUND ONE FINISHED.  Story here.

Round Two begins here.

Here goes.  I need EDIT STUFF I GOT HAS BEEN STRIKEN OUT.

Adjective
Adverb
Part of the body (plural)
Part of the body (plural)
Adjective
Noun
Verb
Type of Liquid
Noun
Verb ending in "ING"
Noun
Adjective
Adjective
Plural Noun
Plural Noun
Noun
Verb (Past Tense)
Part of the Body (Plural)
Adjective
Verb
Noun
Adjective

[UncleDes]

Can you please just give me something that needs numerical integration? I can probably fathom that.

[Dim of the Yard]

Adjective: Red
Adverb: Swiftly

[D.B. Barnes]

Type of Liquid: Urine

[UncleDes]

Verb ending in "ING": Rending
Part of the Body (Plural): Bollocks

[anais.jude]

Part of the Body (plural): Teeth
Noun: Hootenanny

[stansimpson]

Not exactly sure where we're at (esp with the deleted ones), so I'll choose what I think is next.

Verb: kvetch
Noun: lemon-meringue pie


How about we get some numbers and an updated list, mmkay?

[UncleDes]

Adjective: Orwellian
Adjective: nefarious

[Thrifty]

I left my Mad Libs book at work, so I'll update it and the thread on Monday.  Keep the words coming.

[stansimpson]

Plural Noun:  banditos
Plural Noun:  tarantulas

[Thrifty]

Updated main post.

[UncleDes]

Noun (past tense): hazarded

[Thrifty]

Noun (past tense): hazarded

I think you mean verb, but I got it.

[Thrifty]

I guess I'll throw some of my own in here.

Noun: cheater
Adjective: stiff

[stansimpson]

Noun: lawn chair
Part of the body (plural): Belly button