Let's play Mad Libs! Round Two!

[anais.jude]

Adjective: Bootylicious
Adjective: Hellenic

[Thrifty]

I'll take Hellenic, but I think I'd like to stick to real words.

[UncleDes]

I'll take Hellenic, but I think I'd like to stick to real words.

Hellenic = pertaining to Greece

[UncleDes]

Noun (past tense): hazarded

I think you mean verb, but I got it.

You can't have a past tense of a noun, so actually, it's both: a hazard (noun) and "to hazard" (verb).

To "Hazard" as in "hazard a guess".

Grammar isn't the person married to yer grampa.

[stansimpson]

Adjective: Bootylicious

I did not realize till just now that this might be my favorite Mad Lib adjective suggestion I've heard.

[Thrifty]

I'll take Hellenic, but I think I'd like to stick to real words.

Hellenic = pertaining to Greece

Sorry I wasn't clear, but what I was saying is that her other word--bootylicious--was not real.

[Pak-Man]

Verb - Sting

[Invader_quirk]

Noun - flap

[UncleDes]

I'll take Hellenic, but I think I'd like to stick to real words.

Hellenic = pertaining to Greece

D'oh: sorry - you're right. Should have been more careful.

[Pak-Man]

Adjective: ponderous

[Thrifty]

Okay!  Round one finished.  Here's the story!

When some red school students were asked what nursery rhymes popped swiftly into their bollocks or were on the tip of their teeth, these were their Orwellian answers:

1.  Jack and Jill went up the Hootenany to kvetch a pail of urine.  Jack fell down and broke his lemon meringue pie and Jill came rending after.

2.  Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your cheater grow?  With nefarious bells and stiff shells and banditos all in a row.

3.  Three blind tarantulas, see how they run.  They all went after the lawn chair's wife, who hazarded off their belly buttons with a Hellenic knife.  Did you ever sting such a flap in your life as three ponderous mice?

[Pak-Man]

"I will hazard your belly buttons with a Hellenic knife!" is my new go-to threat! :^)

[stansimpson]

Yay!

Most of that sounded like a non-English speaking person trying to reiterate nursery rhymes as close as they can.  But I suppose all Mad Libs are gonna have that effect. 

And I'm supposing it also could've alternatively been some "bootylicious shells"?  Haha.

[Johnny Unusual]

  Did you ever sting such a flap in your life as three ponderous mice?

Pinky and the Brain?  And Larry?

[Thrifty]

Time for Round Two!

As before, everything I already have is striken out.

I will need the following:

Plural noun
Noun
Noun
Noun
Adjective
Verb
Adjective
Person in Room (I guess random forum member's name)
Noun
Part of the Body
Adjective
Noun
Adjective
Adjective
Adjective
Adjective
Noun
Verb ending in "ING"
Adjective