X-Men: The Last Stand Now Available!!!

[Thrashalla]

http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/x-men-last-stand

For some reason, San Francisco has become the go-to location for hack directors to set their abysmal movies. The mere sight of the Golden Gate Bridge or Lombard Street are enough to trigger unpleasant memories of Tommy Wiseau's ass. And as if to prove that the city's unique charms were no fluke, James Ngyuen broke out the coat hangers and did him one better with Birdemic.

But we venture to say that with X-Men:The Last Stand, director Brett Ratner has outdone both of those movies in terms of resources squandered and the resulting tonnage of raw suckitude.

For while The Room gave us endless catchphrases, breast cancer scares and Chris-R, and Birdemic delighted us with Hangin' Out With My Family, bark beetles and solrpnls, X-Men 3 only offers up the ridiculous sight of Kelsey Grammer in bright blue fur as a means of easing the pain of cliché ridden dialogue, disinterested performances and Vinnie Jones.

Mike, Kevin and Bill were extremely disappointed to learn that X-Men:The Last Stand even lies with its name, as the franchise continues to stand to this day, despite repeated requests at ever escalating volumes to please, PLEASE, in the name of all that is holy, take a seat!

http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/x-men-last-stand

[dignan]

A hearty MAGNETO! to this being released.

[Cosmic Muse]

I'm probably going to get a lot of grief for this opinion, but i didn't think the last stand was all that terrible. I mean there are definitely much much worse Superhero movies out there like, say that Halle Berry movie or the 90's Captain America movie.

[sardeans1138]

I'm probably going to get a lot of grief for this opinion, but i didn't think the last stand was all that terrible. I mean there are definitely much much worse Superhero movies out there like, say that Halle Berry movie or the 90's Captain America movie.

I thought it was a above-average when I saw it in the theater, the script seemed really rushed and it felt like three half-baked movies in one. but it was decently paced (lot of action, and Patrick Stewart exploding) and was better than the soul-sucking fantastic four films, otherwise it was disappointing after X2.

[Watchman]

  I thoroughly enjoyed this Rifftrax. Great job.

[Rattrap007]

A hearty MAGNETO! to this being released.

Cerebro...

[Watchman]

A hearty MAGNETO! to this being released.

Cerebro...

Let's call the whole thing off.

[Insert Coin(s) to Continue]

Funny track. I applaud you. Although, with all of the shots of Angel flying around the Rock, not a single Birdman of Alcatraz joke?

[ManUnderMask]

I thought it was a above-average when I saw it in the theater, the script seemed really rushed and it felt like three half-baked movies in one.

If I recall correctly, the movie, from first shot to first showing at theaters, was done in less than a year.

[Cosmic Muse]

Funny track. I applaud you. Although, with all of the shots of Angel flying around the Rock, not a single Birdman of Alcatraz joke?

The more important thing to me was if there were any Harvey Birdman jokes.