Was I Dreaming?

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

SCREW YOU, YOU LOOK MORE LIKE CHICO THAN GROUCHO ANYWAYS

[Rufus T]

SCREW YOU, YOU LOOK MORE LIKE CHICO THAN GROUCHO ANYWAYS

[Rufus T]

 Just kidding of course. I have great respect for Chico as well.

[mrbasehart]

Just kidding of course. I have great respect for Chico as well.

Then how about: You look like Harpo but have as much talent as Zeppo? 

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

oooh even i thnk that was a lowblow

[Thom_Serveaux]

Just kidding of course. I have great respect for Chico as well.

Then how about: You look like Harpo but have as much talent as Zeppo? 

Oooooh, BURN!!!

[Rufus T]

Just kidding of course. I have great respect for Chico as well.

Then how about: You look like Harpo but have as much talent as Zeppo? 

Harpo was awesome. And Zeppo had to fill in for Groucho during one the Broadways shows and nobody in the audience, friends included, could tell the difference. Zeppo had talent, it's just that he was never given a chance to express it. But if you ever try to compare me to Gummo......

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

how dare you tell who i can and cant compare you too, besides gummos too good for you, your more like a dave thomas.

[Rufus T]

how dare you tell who i can and cant compare you too, besides gummos too good for you, your more like a dave thomas.

I am Sir Groucho Duke of Marx. I not only have the authority to tell you what you can and can't compare me too, but a moral obligation as well.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

oh duke eh'  very nice.  and how did you get that?  By exploiting the posters, the lower classes of us simply wish to post our thoughts on the riffs.

[Rufus T]

oh duke eh'  very nice.  and how did you get that?  By exploiting the posters, the lower classes of us simply wish to post our thoughts on the riffs.

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite,

       held Excalibur aloft from the bosom of the water to signify by

       Divine Providence ...  that I, Groucho, was to carry Excalibur ...

       That is why I am your king...er....Duke.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

ah my nerdiness demands i continue with this farce, my common sense says it will only end badly

[Rufus T]

ah my nerdiness demands i continue with this farce, my common sense says it will only end badly

Common sense is overrated.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

how can that be when its so rare?

[Rufus T]

 Good point.