just introducing myself

[alex1066]

I am a old mst3k fan. its good to have yall back. -alex1066

[DM]

Welcome Alex, Glad you're here.  Might I suggest an appetizer of Roadhouse followed by STV, chased down with some Troll2, and a little Matrix for dessert.

[Thom_Serveaux]

I am a old mst3k fan. its good to have yall back. -alex1066

Anyhue, welcome to the forums, so far it's been very pleasant and polite here amongst the other members, "and nary is heard a discouraging word..."  Though I can't speak as to whether or not the sky is cloudy all day.  I don't get out that much...  Oh, and here... *Gives alex1066 a Chiro-Gyro(Chiropractic Helmet), a Flaming Flower, and a Cumber Bubble-bund...*

Enjoy!

[Thom_Serveaux]

Welcome Alex, Glad you're here.  Might I suggest an appetizer of Roadhouse followed by STV, chased down with some Troll2, and a little Matrix for dessert.

Hi! and welcome to the Asylum.  One of our ever so friendly orderlies will by in a jiff to show you to  your cell, I mean suite.  It has all the latest accouterments, including indoor pluming, electricity and our oh so stylish and functional wallpaper made of the finest vulcanized rubber imaginable...  Her are some items that you mayor may not find useful during your imprisonmen- stay here... *gives DM a Decorator Swatch Roach Watch, a Smoking Jacket (with several packets of designer smoke), and some Boil-In-A-Bag I.V. Dinners...*

[Zap_Actionsdower]

*Gives alex1066 a Chiro-Gyro(Chiropractic Helmet), a Flaming Flower, and a Cumber Bubble-bund...*

Hey Thom, what about the Cheese Phone or the Cartuner? Can I give those to new members, or are we out of stock?

[Thom_Serveaux]

Sure I think I still have a few, *rummages around in the stock room* yeah, but go easy on them, the next shipments' not due in for a week...*gives Zap_Actionsdower a couple of Cartuners and Cheese Phones(curdless model)*

[BBQ Platypus]

Official BBQ Platypus "Welcome to Insert Forum Name Here" Cookie-Cutter Form Letter:

Greetings, New Poster(s)!  As of now, my feelings toward you are completely neutral! May they remain neutral or better for many a month, before you say something that annoys me slightly until about a week later when I forget about it! Then, may they remain neutral again!

[Thom_Serveaux]

Platypus, are you alright? I thought we'd lost you man.....

[Minnesota]

welcome1066

[Thom_Serveaux]

I hope you have your 1099's ready(or is that 1044?)...