What is the most ridiculous made up thing/line of dialogue in the entire film?

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

HA! that reminds me of some audio files i heard A LONG TIME AGO called shakespeare man.  he would read different narations in a WAY WAY WAY over melodramatic voice.  His best was the opening to star wars a new hope

[macleod]

That may have been where travolta got his muse

[Moose]

That may have been where travolta got his muse break

[macleod]

That may have been where travolta got his muse break

Haha...I think he was already broken when he did this piece

[Rodney]

Every crap lousy moment of the movie.

An d the fatc that some Pscyhlos looked like monsters and some just looked like John travolta with a bad dreadlocks wig.

[macleod]

Actually, that was travolta's natural hair, he just wanted to make a movie where everyone looked a little dumber than he did

[Sideswipe]

I have to go with the Cavemen flying jets option.  The fact that they are 1000 years old and still flying like new amazes me.  Were they sealed in a vacuum?  And that they can learn to fly them from simulators alone, in how long?  A week?  I don't remember, its been a while since I've seen it.  These are Harriers, not Cesnas, they are considered one of the most difficult aircraft to fly because of their variable thrust vectoring engine nozzles

[macleod]

The fact that ANY, and I mean ANYthing from the 20th century would be intact after 1000 years of neglect is utterly ridiculous

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

some of our buildings might be ok wouldnt they?

[macleod]

they might still be standing (to some meager extent), but they would be structurally unsound for anything....

Again, it's about maintenance more than anything

[Goshzilla]

they might still be standing (to some meager extent), but they would be structurally unsound for anything....

Again, it's about maintenance more than anything

Well, the simplest structures at least would remain, things like the pyramids, and Stonehenge.

[macleod]

Precisely, but they aren't exactly "functioning structures" are they? They more or less exist... Moreover, erosion has beat to death many of these monolithic stone items from what they used to be...

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

This thing all things devours:

Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;

Gnaws iron, bites steel;

Grinds hard stones to meal;

Slays king, ruins town

And beats high mountain down.

[macleod]

Hmmm....I think typing that out is more than BE deserves man 

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

eh i found it through google and copy and pasted   i cant recite flawlessly from memory.