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Re: What Projects / Tasks do you have going on / to do??

Started by RVR II, April 11, 2011, 04:58:41 AM

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wurwolf

Quote from: Imrahil on March 31, 2012, 01:16:07 PM
Maybe they're "wings" like...I dunno. A banana peel? To stop it from going in too much? Of course, then you'd have a little girl-boner of the "handle" sticking out in your undies, which would probably be unattractive and uncomfortable.

Christ I'm glad I'm a guy.

Well, it's not as though it can go in too much. A woman's cervix prevents that from happening. The only useful feature of "wings" that I can think of is maybe more like a skirt sort of thing at the bottom of the tampon, to provide more of a barrier so that leakage doesn't occur.

Periods are just absolutely the worst. Just hell on earth, even mild periods. And Republicans want to make them even more hellish by taking away birth control pills? Fuck that noise, right in their fucking asses.
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Tripe

Quote from: wurwolf on March 31, 2012, 01:20:21 PM
The only useful feature of "wings" that I can think of is maybe more like a skirt sort of thing at the bottom of the tampon, to provide more of a barrier so that leakage doesn't occur.

I think that's the idea, only it's more like a little rain cape:


RVR II


Tripe

#123
I had a personal project to understand of winged tampons worked, I think I'm satisfied I know the mechanics now, though really, the drips are pretty wide of the mark in that ad.  :)

anais.jude

Quote from: wurwolf on March 31, 2012, 01:20:21 PM
Periods are just absolutely the worst. Just hell on earth, even mild periods. And Republicans want to make them even more hellish by taking away birth control pills? Fuck that noise, right in their fucking asses.

Quoted for so much truth, I need a shower. Being a woman is so unclean

Tripe


wurwolf

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RVR II

Quote from: Anais.whatever on March 31, 2012, 01:27:33 PM
Quote from: wurwolf on March 31, 2012, 01:20:21 PM
Periods are just absolutely the worst. Just hell on earth, even mild periods. And Republicans want to make them even more hellish by taking away birth control pills? Fuck that noise, right in their fucking asses.

Quoted for so much truth, I need a shower. Being a woman is so unclean
WWOOO Shower Time! :P

Quote from: wurwolf on March 31, 2012, 01:31:08 PM
So! Projects!
Oh yeah :o

RVR II

So I'm delayed a day on my Retaining wall and stone patio project due to my brick mason's mother being sick and is wiring money to Mexico for her medicine..
We'll start Sunday but I don't see it getting completed all in 1 day :-\

Nunyerbiz

Last time I tell you fucks about the rocket I'm building....

k1

Quote from: wurwolf on March 31, 2012, 01:31:08 PM
So! Projects!

Bought a corner bench & table set yesterday. Started putting it together. Sadly the instructions were... well... less than helpful as it didn't identify which screws were which. (Use screw "D" in holes on piece 21? Which of the 5 different types of screws are D? Also, why does everything say "kitchen taple"?)  There's a crap ton of extra dowels that are too large to fit anywhere, some other random hardware that doesn't appear to belong to this either.  And to top it off the one screw type we were able to identify because it's the only one that could possibly fit without going straight through the table top is missing 3 screws.

tl;dr translation "I'm bad at projects".

RVR II

Sounds like our gazebo we put up last year :D :D

My back is killing me from loading/unloading brick and concrete supplies yesterday but I've already been out prepping and getting tools needed to start these projects as I now PATIENTLY wait for my brick mason to show up.. :-X

Bob

Quote from: k1 on April 01, 2012, 05:45:50 AM
Quote from: wurwolf on March 31, 2012, 01:31:08 PM
So! Projects!

Bought a corner bench & table set yesterday. Started putting it together. Sadly the instructions were... well... less than helpful as it didn't identify which screws were which. (Use screw "D" in holes on piece 21? Which of the 5 different types of screws are D? Also, why does everything say "kitchen taple"?)  There's a crap ton of extra dowels that are too large to fit anywhere, some other random hardware that doesn't appear to belong to this either.  And to top it off the one screw type we were able to identify because it's the only one that could possibly fit without going straight through the table top is missing 3 screws.

tl;dr translation "I'm bad at projects".

And I'm so good at putting things together, you should have flown me up.....

RVR II

Just picked up 8 more 80lbs bags of concrete mix to finish up the stone patio as I think we're running a but low.. :-\
So the work continues..

RVR II

..And my help is a no-show  :grr:

Tomorrow at 9am he says.. ::)