Share your favorite Star Trek Joke

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

I'm sure everybody has to have one, either made up on the spot, or told for a while,
but go on and let them out.

[Sideswipe]

Mine is, "How is the Enterprise like a roll of toilet paper?"

If you dont know the punch line, I'll just let you figure it out on your own.

[Pak-Man]

Did you know Spock has three ears? His left ear, his right ear, and a final front ear. (sorry)

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

Kirk, picard, and sisko walk into a bar.....


I forget how the rest goes but your mothers a whore.

[Janitor]

William Shatner. Ha! I love that joke.

[shortstack]

Captain Janeway.



Bwahahahahahaha...... 

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

ENTERPRISE  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

[Janitor]

The Animated Series.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA (snort) HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HA HA HA HAH HA HAH  HA AHAH AH A

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

man i would have figured that kid would have been to young to realize how terrible the animated show was but hey i guess something just cross the generation gap huh. 

[Janitor]

Dude. Dogs can see how stupid the Animated Series was. (just trying to get my post count up here)

[shortstack]

Actually, I thought the animated series was pretty interesting.

*ducks*

The stories certainly weren't any worse than the original series itself.

[Janitor]

(referencing throwing something at shortstack)
He made me miss! I never miss!

[BathTub]

Would you like some Tranya?

[Janitor]

Oh wow it does look like Ronny Howards brother!

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

That picture reminds me of this kid:

Oh, and Wil Wheaton, hahahahahahahahahahahaha.