What... have... we learned?

[Janitor]

I learned that Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was a vulcan. Which actually makes a lot of sense.

Look at the ears!

[PlayMSTie]

Holy cow! Never mind the ears, look at the eyes! Who plugged his finger into the light socket? 

Back on topic . . . I learned that STVI is impossible to find at Blockbuster's. POOP!!

[Janitor]

I'm also wondering what those two wires are that the top of the pic?

[Johnny_Short_Torso]

I have learned that Star Trek VI is still a great movie anyways. 

[Wiseblood]

I learned that even fierce warrior races will appoint you a public defender if they put you on trial.

[kodiakthejuggler]

I learned that randomly spouting Shakespeare is a good way to get you killed. 

[MontyServo]

I learned that Klingons come from Uranus...

and that magnetic boots are sexy.

(That magnetic boots riff was my favorite from the Trax.)

[gammer]

I learned that female Vulcans have orgasms when they are having their minds read.

[gbeenie]

I learned that female Vulcans have orgasms when they are having their minds read.

It's Kim Catrall, for crying out loud! There's a very real possibility she has an orgasm whilst reading Investors' Business Daily (whereas I only use IBD in the beginning, to get warmed up).

[David]

I learned that female Vulcans have orgasms when they are having their minds read.

I think in order to coach Kim Cattrell for that scene, the director simply said, "Pretend you're in any other movie."

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

We learned that these Star Trek movies would be so much better if Shatner was replaced with Zap Brannigan.

[macleod]

I learned that female Vulcans have orgasms when they are having their minds read.

I think in order to coach Kim Cattrell for that scene, the director simply said, "Pretend you're in any other movie."

I seriously doubt anyone was "coached" before making this thing...

[mrbasehart]

I learned that if you stuck for dialogue in a movie, you just randomly insert quotes from other, better, writers.

"Excelsior!"

[macleod]

I also learned that if your dialogue is terrible, make a character who quotes shakespeare all the time, people might actually think that you came up with the lines

[Minnesota]

I learned that in the Star Trek universe it is possible for a half dozen members of the enterprise crew to beam directly within 10 yards of the Earth president despite being heavily armed ?! ... yet for some reason the presidential assassin chose to "keep his distance" for a sniper attack