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What... have... we learned?

Started by kodiakthejuggler, February 08, 2007, 11:08:48 AM

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kodiakthejuggler

Do tell. Do tell.

gbeenie

Dagnabit. I was going to title this thread "What... have... we learned?"
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

- Conan O'Brien

kodiakthejuggler

Quote from: gbeenie on February 08, 2007, 11:10:33 AM
Dagnabit. I was going to title this thread "What... have... we learned?"

I'll change the subject line, if you wish!

gbeenie

I've learned that, apparently, the Klingon moon of Praxis is where that wily jerk Saddam hid the larger portion of his stash of WMD. Sneaky bastard...
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

- Conan O'Brien

gbeenie

Quote from: kodiakthejuggler on February 08, 2007, 11:11:13 AM
Quote from: gbeenie on February 08, 2007, 11:10:33 AM
Dagnabit. I was going to title this thread "What... have... we learned?"

I'll change the subject line, if you wish!

You are teh awesome.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

- Conan O'Brien

kodiakthejuggler

Quote from: gbeenie on February 08, 2007, 11:12:36 AM
Quote from: kodiakthejuggler on February 08, 2007, 11:11:13 AM
Quote from: gbeenie on February 08, 2007, 11:10:33 AM
Dagnabit. I was going to title this thread "What... have... we learned?"

I'll change the subject line, if you wish!

You are teh awesome.

No, you're awesome for thinking of it!

Janitor

I've learned that eyepatch straps are out. Everybodys just nailing them into their skull!

shortstack

I've learned that we can't trust Klingons....oh wait, we CAN trust Klingons? Ah I see.
"I have no sense of decency...that way my other senses are enhanced."

RaoulDuke

i've learned that in certian cases star trek can be good i.e. a rifftrax
i can't wait until the 9th
Ninjas don't kill people, Pat Morita playing a ninja kills people.

Janitor

They usually come out around two my time. I'll just watch askaninja.com episodes until then.

SecretAgentSuperDragon

I learned that there are NO similarities between the Klingons and Russians... None Whatsoever. Even if the back of the dvd cover uses the term "intergalactic glasnost".  8)

macleod

Who is taking the time to watch this BEFORE the rifftrax comes out??? Seriously, why?

SecretAgentSuperDragon

Well, I am a TOS fan, so I am obligated to watch anything with Kirk, Spock, and Bones in it, including all 7 movies, even though Generations had the TNG crew. I never really liked any other Star Trek since the original.

Anyway, that reminded me of a funny video:

shortstack

Sweet! Aww, man, that makes me miss In Living Color.

Can anybody find a clip of that spoof the Simpsons did on Star Trek?
"I have no sense of decency...that way my other senses are enhanced."

dignan

I learned that "Michael Dorn" is just an alias that Worf uses in order to live a relatively quiet life hidden amongst the humans.