What... have... we learned?

[Sharktopus]

We learned that these Star Trek movies would be so much better if Shatner was replaced with Zap Brannigan.

1. No, they would be exactly the same.

2. Every movie would be better with Zapp.

[Sideswipe]

I learned the Spock is an avid Facehugger tango enthuisiest.

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

I learned that the president was not almost assassinated by that klingon who we didn't know or care who he was, but by that human who we didn't know or care who he was.

I was rather let down by this movie. I thought "The Undiscovered Country" meant death, and that this was going to be like Poltergiest with some technobabble and shatner-nannigans.

[Sharktopus]

Shatnanigans. I like it.

[MSTJedi]

Shatnanigans. I like it.

Oh, that's rich. 

[Sharktopus]

Shatnanigans. I like it.

Oh, that's rich. 

If there's a new word to made from Shatner, I'll find it. I've got my roommate saying "Shatisfaction."

[SmilinJackRoss]

"Shatisfaction."

Oh man, nice one.

If Shatner was put into orbit, would that make him a "Shatelite"?

[Sharktopus]

I've also incorporated "Shatner" into my vocabulary as a sort of exclamative interjection, such as "Shatner! Look at the size of that spider!"

[Sideswipe]

I also learded that the Klingons trust people enough to simply ask who is entering their space, instead of say, scanning their vessel.  And it seems the Klingons can't tell the difference between a dalipadted freighter carrying moldy food and a Federation Constitution class heavy cruiser.

[Bob]

I also learded that the Klingons trust people enough to simply ask who is entering their space, instead of say, scanning their vessel.  And it seems the Klingons can't tell the difference between a dalipadted freighter carrying moldy food and a Federation Constitution class heavy cruiser.

Ha-Ha, good observations.   I missed those the first time.

[Sideswipe]

I've also incorporated "Shatner" into my vocabulary as a sort of exclamative interjection, such as "Shatner! Look at the size of that spider!"

Hahah, thats awesome.  What about, "Holy Shatner!"

[MSTJedi]

I've also incorporated "Shatner" into my vocabulary as a sort of exclamative interjection, such as "Shatner! Look at the size of that spider!"

Hahah, thats awesome.  What about, "Holy Shatner!"

So what, we're putting Shatner on the same level as Jesus?

[BathTub]

Yeah that's a bit unfair to the Shat. We know he exists. 

[Sideswipe]

I've also incorporated "Shatner" into my vocabulary as a sort of exclamative interjection, such as "Shatner! Look at the size of that spider!"

Hahah, thats awesome.  What about, "Holy Shatner!"

So what, we're putting Shatner on the same level as Jesus?

Not necessarily, people also say, "Holy shit!"

[NeuroManson]

I've learned I can't see DeForrest for de trees.
That Star Trek VI, and Star Trek VI alone, was responsible for every stupid disc shaped explosion in every sci fi to date.
That Klingons would feel right at home in a discotheque.
That Clarence Boddicker had a great future going for him, once he got away from Robocop.
After the assasin died, he went on as a puddle of orange jello shots on DS9. Guess being parson at the 4077th didn't pay too well.
Space ships fart, and can be disabled with a banana in the tailpipe.