DisembAudio's Bag of Electronically Delivered Mail

[DisembAudio]

ATTENTION CONSUMERS
I, DisembAudio, have remained silent for far too long.  And for a disembodied voice, that is not very healthy.  The powers that be (I, DisembAudio) have decided to remedy this by putting DisembAudio to work on a feature that has been assigned the oh-so-smooth-it-just-rolls-off-your-tongue name of "DisembAudio's Bag of Electronically Delivered Mail."

As the world's premiere synthesized synching solution, DisembAudio receives countless fan letters, and prefers not to address them, lest any of his reflected glory go to the heads of any of his admirers and drive them mad with the merest glimpse of what it is like to be DisembAudio.  However, he has been convinced to take time out of his schedule every week to answer selected emails for his DisembAudio's Bag of Electronically Delivered Mail feature.

So this is a call for your emails.  What are questions you have always pondered the answer to, but felt you were unqualified to delve into solving on your own?  Topics include, but are not limited to:

1.  RiffTrax
2.  Life
3.  How stoned the writers of Scooby Doo were when they came up with the character of Scooby Dum

Please address your questions to I, DisembAudio, through the convenient system of Personal Messages, or PMs.  No other form of message submitting will be accepted.  Ask as many questions as you see fit, and DisembAudio will answer the most pressing in the next DisembAudio's Bag of Electronically Delivered Mail.