The Dark Knight Rises

[Russell]

If it resembles hummus in any way, see a doctor immediately.

What the pumice?

[Scribblesense]

LEAKED PICS (and video)!!! Spoiler'd for size.

Also, how do we feel about spoilers? Technically, everything here is just speculation - no one's going to be posting excerpts from the script (I hope), or shouting BANE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!!! (I hope) so really, I have no problem posting every tidbit of info we can get. Though the leaked videos are a bit too revealing, so I'll keep those spoiler'd no matter what.

Anywho, Bane at Heinz field in Pittsburgh:




This is just Hardy goofing off, singing and raffling off prizes for the extras. This scene takes place in the middle of winter, and the football team is the Gotham Rogues (played by the Pittsburgh Steelers). The field is all torn up by explosions. Also, Hardy's tattoos (they are his, not Bane's) will be edited out or covered by his jacket.

A small scene of Bane addressing the crowd (hear his voice!).

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Keep in mind that Hardy is talking through that stupid mask, and he'll definitely be redubbing his lines before it hits theaters, so don't complain about his voice just yet.

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Hathaway's stunt double on the batpod:

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Her goggles are supposed to sit on the top of her head and slightly resemble cat ears. Also, this:



The stunt double holding a domino mask, obviously part of Catwoman's costume. Looks like Nolan is trying to emulate this design:



All from http://www.comicbookmovie.com/batman_movies/batman_the_dark_knight_rises/news/?a=44353

Miranda Tate (played by Marion Cotillard):

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She is escorted out of Gotham City Hall to the Batmobile during Batman's brawl with Bane, supposedly. Her outfit is interesting, definitely not something I'd expect a businesswoman to be wearing.

And HOLY CRAP LOOK AT THIS (video with awesome spoiler):

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This guy has a ton of footage from the Pittsburgh shootings; I'll bet he gets his YouTube account suspended pretty soon. But holy crap the Batwing! Awesome!

[gbeenie]

I played bass for Clown Hammer x4 back in high school.

My brother used to drive a Clown Hummer 4x4.

DO NOT do a Google image search for "clown hummer."

[D.B. Barnes]

I played bass for Clown Hammer x4 back in high school.

My brother used to drive a Clown Hummer 4x4.

DO NOT do a Google image search for "clown hummer."

Full-blown nightmare fuel.

[Doctor Who?]

It's still better then the halftime show at last year's Superbowl.

[Watchman]

Is Bane going to blow up a football stadium? Without evacuating the people first?

"If John G isn't dead in an hour, I'm going to blow up a stadium."

(VACATION!)

[Kete]

I don't get this.  Everybody knows that sports do not take place in any comic book universe.

[Darth Geek]

I don't get this.  Everybody knows that sports do not take place in any comic book universe.

Except for Kosho.

[pezdrake]

I don't get this.  Everybody knows that sports do not take place in any comic book universe.

It's an all-cheerleader, no athlete world.

[Darth Geek]

I don't get this.  Everybody knows that sports do not take place in any comic book universe.

It's an all-cheerleader, no athlete world.

I WANT TO LIVE IN THAT WORLD!

[Bob]

I don't get this.  Everybody knows that sports do not take place in any comic book universe.

It's an all-cheerleader, no athlete world.

I WANT TO LIVE IN THAT WORLD!

The Monkey paw gave him his wish.   Sadly, it was an all male cheerleader world.

[Watchman]

I don't get this.  Everybody knows that sports do not take place in any comic book universe.

It's an all-cheerleader, no athlete world.

I WANT TO LIVE IN THAT WORLD!

The Monkey paw gave him his wish.   Sadly, it was an all male cheerleader world.

And he's been transformed into one of their jockstraps.

*Cue John Madden speech on "tough actin' Tinactin"

[Kete]

I don't get this.  Everybody knows that sports do not take place in any comic book universe.

It's an all-cheerleader, no athlete world.

I WANT TO LIVE IN THAT WORLD!

The Monkey paw gave him his wish.   Sadly, it was an all male cheerleader world.

And he's been transformed into one of their jockstraps.

And the male cheerleaders are all George W Bush.

[pezdrake]

I don't get this.  Everybody knows that sports do not take place in any comic book universe.

It's an all-cheerleader, no athlete world.

I WANT TO LIVE IN THAT WORLD!

The Monkey paw gave him his wish.   Sadly, it was an all male cheerleader world.

And he's been transformed into one of their jockstraps.

And the male cheerleaders are all George W Bush.

Well that's somebody's fantasy world.

[Doctor Who?]

I don't get this.  Everybody knows that sports do not take place in any comic book universe.

It's an all-cheerleader, no athlete world.

I WANT TO LIVE IN THAT WORLD!

The Monkey paw gave him his wish.   Sadly, it was an all male cheerleader world.

And he's been transformed into one of their jockstraps.

And the male cheerleaders are all George W Bush.

Well that's somebody's fantasy world.

Wait,what is this thread about again?