Clash of the Titans - Now Available!

[Thrashalla]

http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/clash-titans



RELEASE THE RIFFTRAX!!  Yes, all too often a movie is reduced to a silly one-liner, a ridiculous catchphrase.  This is a sad and unfair practice, demeaning to films with creative integrity and purpose.  Fortunately, Clash of the Titans has neither!  Upon viewing it, Sean Connery went out of his way to say "You are NOT the man now, dog!"  When invited to a screening, Harrison Ford frantically searched for an excuse, finally issuing a panicked "I ALREADY WORK AROUND THE CLOCK!"  When a friend asked Admiral Ackbar to come along and see Inception again, Ackbar suspected he was being tricked into watching this movie instead and said...well, you know what he said.

Our old Avatar friend Sam Worthington is along for the ride, maintaining his policy of only acting in front of green screens.  Also, his policy of not actually acting.  Also, his policy of letting his Australian accent slip through frequently, regardless of the role.  Also, his policy of being a big charmless slack-jawed meathead.  Also, his policy of general turdiness.  Anyway, we're big Sam Worthington fans around here.

Mike, Kevin, and Bill can't help but think this movie would have been improved by a star from L.A. Law and a goofy mechanical owl.

http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/clash-titans

Enjoy!

[CJones]

Wow, I'm actually the first person to post about the full riff. I was a big fan of the original as a child, so it was a given I'd be downloading this. Pretty good so far; I'm about halfway through but had to pause for a break. Favorite bits so far:

"Why does our family have three different accents?"

"How many rapes does a guy have to commit to get some respect?" (That's so wrong BTW)

"If proper names were allowed in Scrabble your name would be practically worthless" (Referring to Io).

I'm probably misquoting all three of these. Also, liked the Zangief reference, simply because I mained him in my Street Fighter 2 days.

On an unrelated note, the Rifftrax main page is currently giving a 404 error. Hope it's nothing serious.
EDIT: Never mind, I see that's been fixed.

[Compound]

I'm going to watch this now, but first I'll need to google "weight lifting accidents."

[CJones]

I'm going to watch this now, but first I'll need to google "weight lifting accidents."

Done and done. After that "Googling 'Lemon Party'" incident from Avatar, I fear nothing from the Internet

[byuni]

Don't know if it had anything to do with the rifftrax or not, but in my little corner of the world I had to go to six different redbox stations before finding this thing.  Looking forward to watching it...

[spaceforarent]

Wow, I'm actually the first person to post about the full riff.

Second, actually.  http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,19477.msg586605.html#msg586605

Don't know if it had anything to do with the rifftrax or not, but in my little corner of the world I had to go to six different redbox stations before finding this thing.  Looking forward to watching it...

Next time check the availability online and perhaps even reserve it. http://www.redbox.com/

[stansimpson]

I'm going to watch this now, but first I'll need to google "weight lifting accidents."

Done and done. After that "Googling 'Lemon Party'" incident from Avatar, I fear nothing from the Internet

Then you haven't seen GOATSE, "Tub Girl", "2 Girls, 1 Cup", and "Glass Ass" (mentioned here in increasing order of grotesquetude).  Lemon Party is the least of those.

[Thrifty]

I can't fathom anything more disgusting than "2 Girls 1 Cup".  I've never seen it, but the description alone makes me retch.

[Piobman]

I'm going to watch this now, but first I'll need to google "weight lifting accidents."

Done and done. After that "Googling 'Lemon Party'" incident from Avatar, I fear nothing from the Internet

Then you haven't seen GOATSE, "Tub Girl", "2 Girls, 1 Cup", and "Glass Ass" (mentioned here in increasing order of grotesquetude).  Lemon Party is the least of those.

You guys are sick puppies.

[CJones]

I'm going to watch this now, but first I'll need to google "weight lifting accidents."

Done and done. After that "Googling 'Lemon Party'" incident from Avatar, I fear nothing from the Internet

Then you haven't seen GOATSE, "Tub Girl", "2 Girls, 1 Cup", and "Glass Ass" (mentioned here in increasing order of grotesquetude).  Lemon Party is the least of those.

Actually I have seen Tub Girl, unfortunately. Never heard of GOATSE or Glass Ass. I'll just take your word for it not to look at them.

[stansimpson]

I'm going to watch this now, but first I'll need to google "weight lifting accidents."

Done and done. After that "Googling 'Lemon Party'" incident from Avatar, I fear nothing from the Internet

Then you haven't seen GOATSE, "Tub Girl", "2 Girls, 1 Cup", and "Glass Ass" (mentioned here in increasing order of grotesquetude).  Lemon Party is the least of those.

You guys are sick puppies.

I haven't seen the last two (by firm decision), but I was tricked with the first two.  Btw, goatse got so popular that it became a verb and now means to trick someone into seeing it.  A soul-crushing version of being Rick Rolled, if you will.

[camber]

Clash of the Titans: It's like Michael Bay skimmed Bullfinch's Mythology in ten minutes while on the john.

[Relaxing Dragon]

I know I'm crazy late/oblivious in asking this question, but is there a .riff file for this one? Or is it just MP3?

[Bob]

Clash of the Titans: It's like Michael Bay skimmed Bullfinch's Mythology in ten minutes while on the john.

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

Every time Ralph Fiennes gets a line of dialogue I feel the urge to clear my throat.