WORST Theater Experience EVER

[Goshzilla]

well not sure if this qualifies, I felt Hulk was a decent movie(better than most comic adaptations go), but anyway when Bruce Banner was tranqulized shortly after he saves his ex girlfriend from the killer dogs, some guy in the theater shouted "Hooker, I would smash that bitch's throat."

At the end of King Kong(Peter Jackson version), a seven year old kid sitting across from me threw up a nasty mixture of soda and movie theater snacks.

[Rude]

At the end of King Kong(Peter Jackson version), a seven year old kid sitting across from me threw up...

Ha! How fitting...

-Rude

[PirateGrl]

I don't like it when people talk during a movie that is intence or one that I am seeing the first time.
I only talk if it is stupid.
Or if I've seen it again.
I riff a bit.
I laugh.
At myself.


Well I went to see Harry Potter with my father and there were people in back of us and they were talking.
This kid was asking about EVERY LITTLE PART!
It's not a good idea to bring a 5 year old to a Harry Potter film.
I'm sorry.
But they are not going to inderstand it.
By the way,
Are they old enough to read a chapter by chapter book?

Ok now I am just being mean to little children.
Now I feel bad.
I am just a very big fan of Harry Potter.


Yeah I'm a nerd.

[mrbasehart]

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Beat poetry? 

[Dim of the Yard]

Little kids talking through Harry Potter seems to be relatively normal.  My poor brother got stuck in front of a little kid who wouldn't stop babbling about every inane detail ("Look!  It's the Nimbus 2000!"), and when my brother murmured to his friend something along the lines of, "I wish that kid would just shut up," the kid yelled, "Hey, that guy's talking!  Talking in the middle of a movie!  That's really rude!"  My brother didn't really appreciate the irony of the whole thing and came out of the movie rather bitter.

As for myself, I had a crummy movie experience for a Harry Potter movie, as well.  'Prisoner of Azkaban,' to be exact.  This one is more attributed to the movie, itself.  Not that I disliked it, but it sort of soured my movie-going experiences after seeing the Patronus gave me a migraine.  Especially since every sighting of the Patronus thereafter made my head feel like it was going to implode.  I think I'm one of the few people who can say that a Harry Potter movie has caused me physical trauma.  Not sure if I should be proud of that.

There was also a huge crowd of pre-teens/young-ish teens (or maybe they were just really tall kindergarteners.  Who can tell in a darkened theater?) that invaded the first three rows of the theater during 'Secret Window' a few years back and proceeded to talk over the movie throughout the duration of said movie.  It boggles the mind to think that some folks will pay $8.50 just to sit in a darkened room and ignore a movie.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

There was also a huge crowd of pre-teens/young-ish teens (or maybe they were just really tall kindergarteners.  Who can tell in a darkened theater?) that invaded the first three rows of the theater during 'Secret Window' a few years back and proceeded to talk over the movie throughout the duration of said movie.  It boggles the mind to think that some folks will pay $8.50 just to sit in a darkened room and ignore a movie.

yeah thats dangerous tough i good way to get punched in the teeth