Stinger!!!

[Hobbit]

The movie would have been THE BEST MOVIE EVER if they could of all been rescued by Macho Man Randy Savage.   His catch phrase while defeating the goblins trolls would have been "Snap into a Slim Jim, oh yeaaaaaaaah"

YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH! You know goddamn good and well there's no trolls in this movie!

There would have been, but he scared them all away.   I am sure that the next Troll  movie will deliver trolls in buckets...

Isn't is called something like Crawlers or Creepers or something and about plant people and not trolls?

[Thrifty]

I'm a little late.  Hope somebody sees this necropost of a two year old post.  Here's a couple stingers I extracted.

I think "You don't piss on hospitality" is my favorite, but I'm gonna put "Nilbog is Goblin spelled backwards!" in my disc.

[FordPrefect]

I like them all, but this one is probably my favorite.

[Thrifty]

"That...IS ENOUGH!"

Or pretty much anything with Creedence. Man, she set a new standard for overacting.

A couple people mentioned this.  Where is it?  I couldn't find a line like that.