Millennium

[Eniena]

Greetings. As you might've guess from the post count I have so far, I'm what alot of internet denizens might call a "N00B" or "newb" or "newbie" or... well, you get the general idea.

I have decided to make this my very first post and have decided to make it in the form of a movie request.

The film I request be "riffed" or "heckled", is a very little known film called "Millennium". Of course, with the main character being played by Kris Kristofferson, I get the feeling the film was just handed out to fans who were willing enough to pay for his music Cd's.

But wait, there's an exciting plot that involves a time traveling vixen (at least, I think she can be classified as that) who seems to have a fetish for chain smoking and having a really weird robot companion who, if I remember correctly, looked like a robot/segway hybrid who seemed to lack any defining colors.

Her somewhat lame mission involves recovering a valuable object that could DESTROY THE PLANET!!! Suspenseful? I couldn't really say. I was too busy thinking about something else.

But (here's the twist) in order for our heroine to save the planet, she has to travel through time in order to do the same things twice! Yes, that's right, the first film with an anal retentive time traveler who seemed to think they she muck things up the first time around.

All the grizzly details are here http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097883/

Once again, I urge you to take into consideration the fact that my childhood will forever be plagued by the sight of having to see a half naked Kris Kristofferson... enough said.