New Short Available - "Library World"!!!

[Thrashalla]

http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/library-world


School's out, and this summer, there's only one place to find elementary school children.  No, not the basketball courts.  No, not the movie theater.  No, not the swimming hole, they cut down the rope swing after Tommy broke his leg.  No, not the mall.  No, not skateboarding in the parking lot.  No, not knocking over a casino.  No, not freeing giant killer whales from captivity.  No, not protesting in advance the 2016 Sochi Winter Olympics. No, not recreating Jersey Shore episodes shot by shot with Playmobil figures. No, not...

**TIME PASSES**

No, not poaching rare California Condor eggs.  No, not participating in college health department cold studies.  No, not picking up Kanye West's dry cleaning.  No, not the swimming hole, LOOK, WE ALREADY TOLD YOU THEY WEREN'T AT THE SWIMMING HOLE! THEY CUT THE DAMN TIRE SWING DOWN AFTER TOMMY BROKE HIS LEG.  THEY ARE AT THE LIBRARY, OK? THE DAMN LIBRARY!!!!

Yes, the library, or liberry, if you're an idiot, is the hot spot in town for fancy book learnin' (replacing Luigi's PizzaMat, which held the title from 2004-2009).  Library World tells the story of two children who are on the verge of making this discovery: A little boy who's skeptical of how much fun you can have at the library and his friend, a more enthusiastic boy or girl who is well versed in the library-going experience.  With the help of a hot rod stealing 70's tool, who breaks new ground in the field of "having nothing better to do", they'll learn that the library isn't just a place you can check out books from.  It's also a place where homeless people can escape nasty weather because the librarians are too meek and defenseless to kindly ask them to leave because they're frightening other patrons.

Mike, Kevin and Bill head on down to Library World, where they tried to find out where they keep the old stacks of National Geographics, but were too embarrassed to ask the librarian.

http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/library-world

[Action Batch]

Another short. Cool!

Guess what? Chickenbutt. Ha.

Also, by my count this is Short #93.

That is only counting What it means to be an American, The Case of Tommy Tucker, American Thrift and Call it free once each, and I'm assuming you don't count Signal 30.

When you release the 100th short I'll be all like "Wooo yeah! I've got 100 Rifftrax shorts!" And I will dance in a very shameful way.

[Thrifty]

I've been hoping for the longest time that they'd riff The Pagemaster, but I guess this is close enough.

[Rattrap007]

dear lord that blond kid is unpleasant to look at..

[Artie]

Another short. Cool!

Guess what? Chickenbutt. Ha.

Also, by my count this is Short #93.

That is only counting What it means to be an American, The Case of Tommy Tucker, American Thrift and Call it free once each, and I'm assuming you don't count Signal 30.

When you release the 100th short I'll be all like "Wooo yeah! I've got 100 Rifftrax shorts!" And I will dance in a very shameful way.

I've counted each release (even the part 1 and 2's) separate so by my count this is short is #99 - only 1 more to 100!

[Numanoid]

Hmmm...I've been numbering mine, too, and this one comes in at 100 on my list (also counting two-parters as separate releases).  Maybe I let a "Rifftrax Presents" slip in.  Care to share your list?

[Artie]

Hmmm...I've been numbering mine, too, and this one comes in at 100 on my list (also counting two-parters as separate releases).  Maybe I let a "Rifftrax Presents" slip in.  Care to share your list?

There are no "Rifftrax Presents" shorts (too bad really).   I don't have written list but I didn't count Signal 30 (as I don't have it).

I went back and verified via the Rifftrax catalog - I have purchased (except the two given away from the live shows) every single short.  So I can say with certainty that this is short #99

[Action Batch]

Hummm...guess I was wrong. But even counting the four two parters separately, that brings Library to 97. I think I'm missing a few.

[Thrifty]

Hmmm...I've been numbering mine, too, and this one comes in at 100 on my list (also counting two-parters as separate releases).  Maybe I let a "Rifftrax Presents" slip in.  Care to share your list?

Two more shorts will make 8 dozen shorts, if the two parters are counted as one each.  So we're up to 94 by that count.  If you count the two parters as two separate releases, that's 98.

[Numanoid]

OK, here's my list.  Where did I go wrong?

01 - A Visit To Santa
02 - Act Your Age
03 - Beginning Responsibility - Lunchroom Manners
04 - The Terrible Truth
05 - Why Doesn't Cathy Eat Breakfast - Petaluma Chicken
06 - Coffee House Rendezvous
07 - Safety - Harm Hides At Home
08 - Are You Popular
09 - If Mirrors Could Speak - The Self Image Film
10 - One Got Fat
11 - Drugs Are Like That
12 - Down And Out
13 - Patriotism
14 - Skipper Learns A Lesson
15 - Buying Food
16 - Right Or Wrong
17 - The Trouble With Women
18 - It Must Be The Neighbors
19 - Each Child Is Different
20 - Kitty Cleans Up
21 - Why Vandalism
22 - Aqua Frolics
23 - Good Health Practices
24 - Good Eating Habits
25 - Know For Sure
26 - Shake Hands With Danger
27 - Christmas Toyshop
28 - Shy Guy
29 - Self-Conscious Guy
30 - Overcoming Fear
31 - Playing Together
32 - How Much Affection
33 - Your Chance To Live
34 - Understanding Your Ideals
35 - As We Like It
36 - Going Steady
37 - Carnivorous Plants
38 - You And Your Family
39 - Primary Safety In School
40 - Damaged Goods
41 - Cooking Terms
42 - What About Juvenile Delinquency
43 - Snap Out Of It
44 - Toward Emotional Maturity
45 - Alcohol Trigger Films
46 - Back To School With Joan Miller
47 - Highway Mania
48 - The Bill Of Rights In Action
49 - Shake Hands With Danger
50 - Wing, Claw & Fang
51 - The Tale Of Moose Baby
52 - Flying Stewardesses
53 - Constance Bennett's Daily Beauty Rituals
54 - Teenagers On Trial
55 - Cork - Crashes And Curiosities
56 - What It Means To Be An American (Part I)
57 - The Case Of Tommy Tucker (Part I)
58 - What It Means To Be An American (Part II)
59 - The Case Of Tommy Tucker (Part II)
60 - Women In Blue
61 - A Circus Wakes Up
62 - American Thrift (Part I)
63 - Call It Free (Part I)
64 - Christmas Rhapsody
65 - Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
66 - Christmas Dream
67 - The Night Before Christmas
68 - Three Magic Words
69 - Parade Of Aquatic Champions
70 - American Thrift (Part II)
71 - Molly Grows Up
72 - Call It Free (Part 2)
73 - The Story Of A Teenage Drug Addict
74 - Following Instructions Game
75 - Little Lost Scent
76 - An Aquarium In Action
77 - Mr. Moto Takes A Walk
78 - Seat Belts-The Life Saving Habit
79 - Drawing For Beginners - The Rectangle
80 - Kittens - Birth And Growth
81 - Reading - Who Needs It
82 - Families - Food And Eating
83 - Summer Is An Adventure
84 - Beginning Responsibility - Taking Care Of Your Own Thing
85 - Reading Growth - Basic Skills
86 - Geography Of Your Community
87 - The Parts Of Speech
88 - Watch Out For My Plant
89 - Values - Do The Right Thing
90 - Family Teamwork
91 - Pearl Of The Orient
92 - Individual Differences
93 - Whatever The Weather
94 - Building Better Paragraphs
95 - Are All People The Same
96 - Mealtime Manners And Health
97 - Things Are Different Now
98 - William's Doll
99 - Decisions Decisions
100 - Library World

[Rattrap007]

combine the part 2s and we got 96 shorts

[Numanoid]

Right, which means if you don't combine the two-parters (and I don't see why you would, since some were released weeks apart) that Library World is number 100.  Right?

[Rattrap007]

Right, which means if you don't combine the two-parters (and I don't see why you would, since some were released weeks apart) that Library World is number 100.  Right?

they are from the same short hence they count as one

[MartyS (Gromit)]

26 - Shake Hands With Danger

49 - Shake Hands With Danger

Is there a difference between these?  I was wondering why I only had 99 files in my shorts folder....

Can we just say there have been 99 or 100 "releases"?  Since the split shorts have their own intros and some have different riffers (OK, I guess only one has a missing guest riffer for part 2). 

[Numanoid]

Thank you Marty, that's the flaw in my list.  I can't fathom why I have that in there twice, and so far apart.  But yes, it seems like "Shake Hands With Danger" belongs at number 48 or so, rather than 26.   Weird.  Nice eagle eye!

Now to go renumber my list.  ::sigh::