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Who has the stupider laugh? Calgon or Kerl?

Started by Johnny_Short_Torso, February 02, 2007, 12:54:18 AM

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Johnny_Short_Torso

I say Kerl because he's being portrayed by an "A-list" actor... there's no excuse
for a horrible performance and a repetitive, obnoxious laugh, unlike John Phillip Law of course...

Bob

Hmmmm, that is a tough one..... both of their laughs made me laugh.    I just cannot imagine that either actor thought that was a good performance choice.

I would have to go with Travolta as he should know better.

kodiakthejuggler

Calgon was in a film that was made in the 80s. That's more than enough explanation for me. Travolta was in a production from the year 2000, and was more than awful. He was Travolting!! heh

My vote goes to Travolta.

sarcasm_made_Easy


Johnny_Short_Torso

Quote from: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 02, 2007, 11:13:55 AM
krankor :)
Ack... I can't believe I forgot about Krankor from Krack-whore! That reminds me of the time that he went over to the x-rader panel but was supposed to go over to the laser cannon control panel instead! AH HEEEHHEHHHHHHHHHHH EEHHHHHHEEEHHHHHHHHHEEEEHHHh heeeehhhhhhh

Phantom of Krankor

Yeah, Krankor easily has the worst laugh. Then its Travolta's laugh which sounds like a gay guy on crack laughing. And then it would be Kalgon's over the top laugh.
I am Ambassador Phantom, from the planet Krankor! I am rapidly approaching your planet... in the warship, which you have just seen. I will arrive tomorrow night at precisely eight o'clock. At that time I shall make my wishes known to you. You will obey them... or die! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

SecretAgentSuperDragon

Do you mean Terl or Ker, cause you kinda fused the name into a Brangelina type of deal... Johnny, are you a secret reporter for the Insider? ;)

Tony Farms AKA Puma Man

But does Terl know about ancient dentistry like Calgon?  :P

Yalloglanchie

Krankor's laugh was a work of art.

For the stupidest laugh, one need look no further than Toblerone.

macleod

Quote from: mister dr on February 02, 2007, 09:35:06 PM
Krankor's laugh was a work of art.

For the stupidest laugh, one need look no further than Toblerone.

TOBLERONE! haha, wow...great reference to my favorite MST episode.

But still, probably not as stupid as Calgone or Krankor

Bob

Quote from: Puma Man on February 02, 2007, 06:17:19 PM
But does Terl know about ancient dentistry like Calgon?  :P

Terl is too stupid to know about ancient dentistry.

(or the laser that whirls like a drill)

macleod

Didn't you hear, all the best lasers whirl like drills

And also, apparently tires squeal on dirt...SO many MSTied movies did that

Janitor

Speaking of Jon Philip Law, he's in preproduction right not to star in a movie that co-stars none other than...ROSS HAGAN!!!!!! I couldn't possibly make this up. It's an MST convergence of dangerous proportions.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0499075/

Bob

Quote from: Super Mario Affleck on February 03, 2007, 07:11:33 AM
Speaking of Jon Philip Law, he's in preproduction right not to star in a movie that co-stars none other than...ROSS HAGAN!!!!!! I couldn't possibly make this up. It's an MST convergence of dangerous proportions.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0499075/


I'm more amazed by the fact that these two guys have been in OVER 80 MOVIES EACH.   Man, that quite the feat.

Tony Farms AKA Puma Man

#14
What about our favorite leader of the Ziox cult, Clitor- I mean, Sitoris?

I don't remember if he laughed much at Zap and Troy, but if he did, it would be pretty funny.  ;D

EDIT: I found this pic of Troy getting married (yes, he was straight  :o )  I don't know if Rowsdower was the best man, though.