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Rachel Ray

Started by Johnny_Short_Torso, February 01, 2007, 03:37:14 PM

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kodiakthejuggler

Quote from: MSTJedi on February 06, 2007, 07:49:49 AM
Quote from: Johnny_Short_Torso on February 05, 2007, 11:40:46 PM
Quote from: Tyrant on February 05, 2007, 04:07:11 PM
  That's why Dr.Phil annoys me. He has common sense. Everyone says I have common sense. I should have my own daytime talk show. And yet I don't. He does. This makes me angry.
I think you should have your own show already  :)

All you have to do is yell common sense haltingly in a Texas drawl at totally clueless people and apparently they'll think you're a genius. I'm from Texas myself and I think the guy is only popular because Oprah made him so. Why Oprah herself is so popular is a whole 'nother conundrum I just can't understand.

Hey, at least Oprah has some sort of personality.

SecretAgentSuperDragon

Yeah, she does. Especially when she does her practice vocals:                                                         
                                                                                                       Me                                     
                                                                                                  Me     Me                   
                                                                                              Me             Me                 
                                                                                          Me                    Me
                                                                                      Me                            Me   ;D

Tyrant

Quote from: MSTJedi on February 06, 2007, 07:49:49 AM
Quote from: Johnny_Short_Torso on February 05, 2007, 11:40:46 PM
Quote from: Tyrant on February 05, 2007, 04:07:11 PM
  That's why Dr.Phil annoys me. He has common sense. Everyone says I have common sense. I should have my own daytime talk show. And yet I don't. He does. This makes me angry.
I think you should have your own show already  :)

All you have to do is yell common sense haltingly in a Texas drawl at totally clueless people and apparently they'll think you're a genius. I'm from Texas myself and I think the guy is only popular because Oprah made him so. Why Oprah herself is so popular is a whole 'nother conundrum I just can't understand.

  I do that anyway but no one listens.  ;)

   I know. I can start my own advice thread, where I'm free to belittle people with my common sense to my heart's desire.  ;D

pyro

I just image googled her to find out who she is, and at the very least if she's hot, and learned that she has very shiny nipples



mrbasehart

So that's who Rachel Ray is.  Either she's built like a line-backer or that photo's very unflattering.

AmandaGal

She's built like a linebacker and has huge hands, but here's some eye candy for the boys:
http://home.comcast.net/~azraelle/raytard.jpg
http://home.comcast.net/~azraelle/raytard2.jpg
http://home.comcast.net/~azraelle/raytard3.jpg
http://home.comcast.net/~azraelle/raytard4.jpg
http://home.comcast.net/~azraelle/raytard1.jpg

Please note that this is not my site.  I don't keep photos of scantily clad women (who aren't me...just kidding) on my sites.
�mike5150� how tall are you?.....in gallons?

pyro

that's the second time in a row I've seen a series of horrible photos from FHM

SecretAgentSuperDragon

Yuck. She always looks like she just got back from a dental appointment.

kodiakthejuggler

Quote from: SecretAgentSuperDragon on February 06, 2007, 08:02:23 PM
Yuck. She always looks like she just got back from a dental appointment.

That would be all the airbrushing...

J-Proof

Quote from: AmandaGal on February 06, 2007, 06:11:14 PM
She's built like a linebacker and has huge hands, but here's some eye candy for the boys:
http://home.comcast.net/~azraelle/raytard.jpg
http://home.comcast.net/~azraelle/raytard2.jpg
http://home.comcast.net/~azraelle/raytard3.jpg
http://home.comcast.net/~azraelle/raytard4.jpg
http://home.comcast.net/~azraelle/raytard1.jpg

Please note that this is not my site.  I don't keep photos of scantily clad women (who aren't me...just kidding) on my sites.


Tell me those are fake... please.... My first inclination (if they're real) is why did FHM go for Rachel Ray and not Giada? But my reasoning starts to kick in and instead I think: "Well, Giada has more class than that. Period."
J to the Pizzo
P to the Jizzay...

AmandaGal

They are real but I can't remember when they are from.  They were on the magazine's site at one point though.  Apparently men think Rachel Ray is hot, god only knows why.  You guys must be the exceptions.

I can't imagine Giada oking laying in a sink.
�mike5150� how tall are you?.....in gallons?

SecretAgentSuperDragon

Quote from: kodiakthejuggler on February 06, 2007, 09:01:28 PM
Quote from: SecretAgentSuperDragon on February 06, 2007, 08:02:23 PM
Yuck. She always looks like she just got back from a dental appointment.

That would be all the airbrushing...

No, that would be the fact that she's storing nuts for winter. :D

kodiakthejuggler

Quote from: AmandaGal on February 07, 2007, 05:59:52 AM
I can't imagine Giada oking laying in a sink.

Every guy here can.

mrbasehart


Bob

Good lord, working from home today and taking a lunch break, I turn on FoodTv and there is Rachael Ray screaming away.   All I could think about was her sitting in a sink trying to look sexy.   Damn, if that does not ruin your afternoon, nothing will.