What did we learn?

[MrTorso]

I learned that in Joel Schumacher's world teenage boys in the 80's will have giant posters of Molly Ringwald as well as Rob Lowe "rubbing his abs" posters in their bedrooms. Also they will wear "Born To Shop" t-shirts.

[oksoda]

I learned that after scruffy biker dudes repeatedly punk you in to thinking that Chinese food consists of maggots and worms, you should drink whatever they offer...

Also, when you mosh to Aerosmith, you will (or at least should) have your head bitten into like an apple.

[Thrifty]

I learned how much I miss movies with REAL vampires.   You know, vampires that aren't murderous versions of Superman, and are monsters rather than sympathetic characters.