Amusing Netlfix Summaries

[Dustin]

Here's one that I just found for Carl Schultz's THE SEVENTH SIGN:


"Demi Moore plays Abby, a pregnant woman with a curious new boarder in the apartment over her garage. Turns out he's heaven-sent and is speeding along the Apocalypse by bloodying rivers, egging on plagues and following scripture word for word. As the nosy and nearly-to-term Abby uncovers her tenant's secrets, she finds out her role in bringing about the seventh sign. This drama's popularity stems from Moore's turn, which smoothes over plot holes."

A movie summary that includes an excuse about how part of the movie sucks.