Airline Disaster: The Asylum's new movie.

[Toby Danger]

I'm amazed they haven't done this before really, but the Asylum have finally made an entry into the 'Jet Plane Disaster' genre with the imaginately titled 'Airline Disaster.'

It's got all the usual Ayslum staples: A plot lifted from another movie, CGI effects which were state of the art ten years ago, and a variety of Z-list celebrities and actors, including Scott Valentine, whom I last saw being outacted by a rubber dinosaur in the Godawful Carnosaur 3: Primal Species. It doesn't look anything special.

But then I saw the trailer, and I knew that that I have to see this. Because that final line had me falling out of my chair with laughter, and if the rest of the movie is similar, then we could be in for a fun ride.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Wow....Asylum needs some fresh blood in their title department.

Tack the word "Movie" onto that and you'd think it was another one of those god-awful spoofs.

EDIT:  Actually, I take that back.  Their next movie is called Vampires Suck when they could have just gone with "Vampire Movie".  Even those guys are starting to get more creative.....or maybe they hired the Title Guy away from Asylum?