Tommy Wiseau's Twilight

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Bela:  I don't think I love Jacob.

Mom:  You really should be with Jacob though, he loves you so much.

Bela:  But I don't love him.  I love Edward.  Besides, last night, Jacob got drunk, he scratched me with his claws then disemboweled a bunch of animals and left them on the porch.

Mom:  Jacob doesn't drink.  And those disemboweled animals were a gift, he's such a good provider and he gives you anything you want.

Bela:  But Jacob is so boring.

Mom:  You think you have problems, my test results came back.  That was a zombie that bit me and I'm definitely becoming a member of the walking undead.

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From an interview with Harper's Magazine:

All I eventually wrung from Wiseau was that he admired the work of Tennessee Williams, Orson Welles, Elizabeth Taylor, and James Dean, and that he had recently seen 'Twilight' and was seeking investors for a vampire film he wanted to shoot in Austin, Texas. At this news, I confess, I restrained myself from writing a check payable to Wiseau Films then and there.

Despite that admittance, Wiseau shares a lot and the interviewer pries very hard to get answers out of him.