Individual Differences - Now Available

[Thrashalla]

http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/individual-differences


Meet Roy, elementary school student.  Some children learn with more ease than others.  Every child learns with more ease than Roy.  He wants nothing from life except to be left alone: shy, silent, whittling off pieces of his desk in hopes that he'll eventually find one that tastes good. 

But his ill-tempered, hatchet-faced teacher (we'll call her "Howard") will have none of that.  She goes out of her way to make an example of his dimness in front of the class, in order to teach valuable lessons to the other kids.  These lessons primarily consist of new and exciting ways to make fun of Roy.  She especially likes comparing him to his golden-boy older brother, George.  Oh, you know George?  Yeah, he is great, isn't he!  Just so smart, and strong, but still humble and decent...sorry, got lost in a "George" moment.  It's hard not to when he's so much better than Roy.  Roy really is the turd in the punchbowl of that family.  You have to wonder what happened in the gene pool there...I mean, uh, being different is cool!

Join Mike, Kevin, and Bill as they ponder the horrors of Individual Differences!  And don't forget a bag of rotten fruit to throw at Roy's piano recital!

http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/individual-differences


For those of you who enjoyed Ruth from Each Child is Different, be prepared for the bar to be raised!

[Compound]

Gentlemen, I must protest!

In the past, when these shorts were divided into halves, our total cost for the pair was $1.98. But now in the "convenient" one part package, they are a price-gouging $1.99! The people at Rifftrax are demanding an extra penny from each of us! With ten million downloads, they have taken from their loyal customers an extra $100,000!

When shall Rifftrax cease its milking its loyal customers in this fashion? For shame! For shame!

[kingj2038]

What a bitch teacher.  Ah, the 50s.

[MartyS (Gromit)]

Very funny short.

I love how the "not in Kansas anymore" line from Avatar has started showing up in the riffs, in ROTK and now here.

[Compound]

Very funny short.

I love how the "not in Kansas anymore" line from Avatar has started showing up in the riffs, in ROTK and now here.

I hope you're joking there about the source of the quote. Because everyone knows that's from the 80s classic "A, E, I , O, U, Sometimes Y" by EBN/OZN.

Yes, Toto, I am joking.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

What a bitch teacher.  Ah, the 50s.

And when it comes to teachers this is different from any other decade how....?