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[kodiakthejuggler]

This one movie I suggest pirating online. They obviously don't need the money, as it's the biggest movie of all time. If you want to buy it, by all means, buy and feel satisfied. But if you want it just for the riff, which I do, pirate it.*

* Disclaimer: I am not employed by Rifftrax or rifftrax.com, and they do not condone piracy of intellectual property. The above statements are solely the responsibility of myself, kodiakthejuggler, and are meant as entertainment.

[ShadowDog]

the disembaudio ending credits made my night.

<Kiff sigh>  I always quickly turn that crap off before my ears bleed, but a lot of people like it so when it started I was like "well this will make the Dis singing fans happy at least."  LOL

[Compound]

The Mike/Na'vi hybrid at the top left corner of the homepage is giving me nightmares.

Does this help any?

[Ben]

The Mike/Na'vi hybrid at the top left corner of the homepage is giving me nightmares.

Does this help any?

I guess that's about 2% less grotesque.

[stansimpson]

the disembaudio ending credits made my night.

<Kiff sigh>  I always quickly turn that crap off before my ears bleed, but a lot of people like it so when it started I was like "well this will make the Dis singing fans happy at least."  LOL

::raises hand::  That's me!   

This one movie I suggest pirating online. They obviously don't need the money, as it's the biggest movie of all time. If you want to buy it, by all means, buy and feel satisfied. But if you want it just for the riff, which I do, pirate it.

Doesn't this undermine the morality argument?  I mean, just because "they made enough" doesn't mean you should steal, right?  I hope you don't implement that into every aspect of your life.  You're not posting from some jail cell with free WiFi are you?  Cuz that'd be awesome. 

[MartyS (Gromit)]

the disembaudio ending credits made my night.

<Kiff sigh>  I always quickly turn that crap off before my ears bleed, but a lot of people like it so when it started I was like "well this will make the Dis singing fans happy at least."  LOL

::raises hand::  That's me!

I always get a big laugh from it, but have to turn the volume down since it can be like fingernails on a chalkboard, I usually don't listen all the way to the end but this one I did, wow that song gets really stupid at the end...  OK, it's not that great anywhere else but the ending is extra stupid.

[kodiakthejuggler]

the disembaudio ending credits made my night.

<Kiff sigh>  I always quickly turn that crap off before my ears bleed, but a lot of people like it so when it started I was like "well this will make the Dis singing fans happy at least."  LOL

::raises hand::  That's me!   

This one movie I suggest pirating online. They obviously don't need the money, as it's the biggest movie of all time. If you want to buy it, by all means, buy and feel satisfied. But if you want it just for the riff, which I do, pirate it.

Doesn't this undermine the morality argument?  I mean, just because "they made enough" doesn't mean you should steal, right?  I hope you don't implement that into every aspect of your life.  You're not posting from some jail cell with free WiFi are you?  Cuz that'd be awesome. 

No, I'm not an "end justifies the means" type person. Maybe I'll just "borrow" the movie for the riff, then "return" it. Does that cover the fact that I don't want to pay any money for this?

[stansimpson]

the disembaudio ending credits made my night.

<Kiff sigh>  I always quickly turn that crap off before my ears bleed, but a lot of people like it so when it started I was like "well this will make the Dis singing fans happy at least."  LOL

::raises hand::  That's me!   

This one movie I suggest pirating online. They obviously don't need the money, as it's the biggest movie of all time. If you want to buy it, by all means, buy and feel satisfied. But if you want it just for the riff, which I do, pirate it.

Doesn't this undermine the morality argument?  I mean, just because "they made enough" doesn't mean you should steal, right?  I hope you don't implement that into every aspect of your life.  You're not posting from some jail cell with free WiFi are you?  Cuz that'd be awesome. 

No, I'm not an "end justifies the means" type person. Maybe I'll just "borrow" the movie for the riff, then "return" it. Does that cover the fact that I don't want to pay any money for this?

Yes.  Yes it does.  I think if you reread your previous post, you can see where I'm coming from tho.

[Rattrap007]

As one of the 10 people who never watched it in theaters, should I watch it unriffed first?

And by "Watch it unriffed" I mean "Sit and subject myself to the overdone eviro-hippie-ass- Bulls*** with a razorblade on wrist ready to end it all at a moments notice while this turd defecates its message on my TV Screen"?

[Edward J Grug III]

I wouldn't bother, unless you generally prefer to watch the films unriffed first.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

As one of the 10 people who never watched it in theaters, should I watch it unriffed first?

And by "Watch it unriffed" I mean "Sit and subject myself to the overdone eviro-hippie-ass- Bulls*** with a razorblade on wrist ready to end it all at a moments notice while this turd defecates its message on my TV Screen"?

Watch it riffed with the subtitles on....then you can follow what they're making fun of.

[MartyS (Gromit)]

As one of the 10 people who never watched it in theaters, should I watch it unriffed first?

And by "Watch it unriffed" I mean "Sit and subject myself to the overdone eviro-hippie-ass- Bulls*** with a razorblade on wrist ready to end it all at a moments notice while this turd defecates its message on my TV Screen"?

Watch it riffed with the subtitles on....then you can follow what they're making fun of.

Good idea, but not "really" needed for this, the spaces between the riffs give you enough info to follow the movie.  Actually, you could watch this with the sound off and still get pretty much all of the "plot", they visually explain about as much as they verbally explain, which is not much....

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

As one of the 10 people who never watched it in theaters, should I watch it unriffed first?

And by "Watch it unriffed" I mean "Sit and subject myself to the overdone eviro-hippie-ass- Bulls*** with a razorblade on wrist ready to end it all at a moments notice while this turd defecates its message on my TV Screen"?

Watch it riffed with the subtitles on....then you can follow what they're making fun of.

Good idea, but not "really" needed for this, the spaces between the riffs give you enough info to follow the movie.  Actually, you could watch this with the sound off and still get pretty much all of the "plot", they visually explain about as much as they verbally explain, which is not much....

Haven't seen this one yet.  But I know it helped majorly with both Twilight films since the first I hadn't seen before and the seconded I'd blocked out.... 

[ScottotD]

As one of the 10 people who never watched it in theaters, should I watch it unriffed first?

And by "Watch it unriffed" I mean "Sit and subject myself to the overdone eviro-hippie-ass- Bulls*** with a razorblade on wrist ready to end it all at a moments notice while this turd defecates its message on my TV Screen"?

[ShadowDog]

LMFAO

And no, I wouldn't watch it unriffed first if I were you.  I watched it once in the theater just to take in the incredible special effects.  That was worth doing because they did an incredible job with the look of the film.  But that's diminished on the small screen and the general lack of an original story isn't enough to make up for that.