Only slightly less Noob-ish...

[Thom_Serveaux]

Yeah I'm coming upon my three week anniversary here.  Some of you may have already discovered  some of my more obvious talents In The Board Games and Fanart sections here.  I've noticed that as a general rule, most of the members are a bit more friendly and polite than most.... 
In any event to show my overwhelming gratitude and generosity, I will award prizes to the first dozen or so members who reply....

As you have by now no doubt realized virtually all my gifts are items introduced during the 'Invention
Exchange' that took place during seasons 1-5 of MST3K....

You may choose from the following....

Airbag Helmet for motorcyclists
Hell in a Handbag
Fire Breathing Thunder Lizard
Chiro-Gyro(Chiropractic Helmet)
Flaming Flower
'Safe' Skil Saw
Flaming Whoopie Cushion
Cumber Bubble-bund
Cartoon Goggles
'Living' Cotton Candy
Insect-A-Sketch
Nitro Burning Funny Pipe
Ski Mask with Articulated Eyebrows
Celebrity Toothpaste
'No-Light' Pipe
Tounge Puppets

BGC-1.9 Drum Machine
Gretchen the Slinky
The Slinky Tube
RC Radial Arm Saw
Tank Tops
Tickle Bazooka
Mexican Bean-Bag Chair
Adding Machine that prints out candy buttons
Water Polo Table
Life Size 'Operation' Game
The Hobby-Hog
Handsign Translator
Junk Drawer Helper
Mind-Controlled Guitar
Squeaky Toy Guitar

Smoking Jacket (with several packets of designer smoke)
The Endless Saladbar Bowl
Public Domain Karaoke Machine
The Disco Cumber Bubble-Bund
The Cellulite Phone
TV's Franks' Miracle Growth Baby Formula
Air Freshener Mobile for baby
Alien Facehugger Teething Nook
Magic Slate Temporary Tattoos
The Musical Chair
Collapsible Trash Can for campsites
Cheese Phone
Curdless Cheese Phone
CD Player/Hair Dryer
The Meat Re-Animator
Breakfast Bazooka
Between Meal Mortar
Hard Pills to Swallow
Emilio Esto-Pez
The Jimmy "J.J" Walker
The Wish Squisher
The Easy-Bake Foundry

The Boil-In-A-Bag I.V. Dinners
The 'Stinky" Bomb
The Conveyerbelt Buffet
Gerbilsphere II
Dollaroid
Celebrity Kleenex
RenFest Punching Bags
Plot Point Radio
Mr. Meat and Potatoes Head
Scratch-N-Sniff report Card
Resusci-Annie Vent Figure
Tragic Moments Figurines
Jack Palance Voice Changer
The Insti-Adolecent Kit
Jim Henson's Edgar Winter Babies
Decorator Swatch Roach Watches
The Steve(Allen)-O-Meter
Deep Hurting
Super Freak-Out
Big-Gulp Berets
Bio-Hazard Decorator Throw pillows
Lawn-Baby
The Womb-Mate
Beanbag Pants
The Drinking Jacket
Good Lock Troll Costumes
Pocket Pool
Deep 13 Toothpaste
The Rock-N-Wreck Guitar
The Router Ouija Board
The Funny Gag Fax
TV's Frank's Quick Primp Kit
The Beanie Chopper
Fridge Alert
Johnny Longtorso Action Figure
Willma Rudolph Action Figure
The Un-Happy Meal
Snaction
The Tough Love Seat
Microwave Faith Popcorn
Chocolate Buny Guillotine
The Car-Tooner

The Square Master
Bittersweet Hearts
The Cellular Desk
Instant Karma
U-View
The Andrew Lloyd Weber Grill
Virtual Reality Comedy Club Goggles
Micro Golf
Chin-derwear
The Rat Pack Chess Set
The Porkerina
Cake-N-Shake
Junk Drawer Organizer
Lederhosen-hosen
Sarah, The Bobbon' Buzzard
Don Martin Sandals
Back Talk
The Scanner Planner
The Wiffle Hat
The Wffle Glass
Daktari Stool
The Gutter-Bumber-Shoot
The Dream Buster
The Frank-E-Forcer
The Waiter Baiter
Atomic Powered Hair Dryer
The Razor Back
Vend-A-Gut
Fridge Udders
The Re-Comfy Bike

a tin of freshly made Artificial Demon Dog Cookies, made with Genuine Artificial Demon Dogs
(Cookies subject to availability)