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Rattrap007

Quote from: Gunflyer on December 21, 2011, 09:06:22 PM
Quote from: Rattrap007 on December 21, 2011, 08:47:39 PM
Quote from: Gunflyer on December 21, 2011, 08:31:50 PM
Quote from: Darth Geek on December 21, 2011, 06:21:17 PM
I like to think of that one as being one of the twin Transformers, plummeting to his death.
Major Wow factor!
So is that what Anaundra did?
Nah, that's from that stupid Travelocity commercial. It made a very odd impression on me.
I know where it is from.. That is a line before the "Major wow factor.." line.



Rattrap007

Also just put all the Plinkett reviews on my Ipod. Now if only I can get some pizza rolls on there...



Russell

Quote from: Rattrap007 on December 22, 2011, 02:21:21 PM
Also just put all the Plinkett reviews on my Ipod. Now if only I can get some pizza rolls on there...
Good for you! Strangely enough I really agree with the vast majority of what he says about movies. Even I couldn't disagree too much with what he said about Star Trek 2009. Strangely enough though.... Plinkett didn't say ANYTHING about the Lens Flare. I guess it really doesn't matter after all.

D.B. Barnes

Quote from: Rattrap007 on December 22, 2011, 02:21:21 PM
Also just put all the Plinkett reviews on my Ipod. Now if only I can get some pizza rolls on there...

This doesn't help at all!

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Watchman

Quote from: Gunflyer on December 21, 2011, 01:19:22 PM
Quote from: Sutter Cane on December 21, 2011, 05:05:32 AM
Quote from: D.B. Barnes on December 20, 2011, 03:19:20 PM
Haters gonna hate. Plinkett gives no fucks. And if you haven't watched his prequel reviews, you're robbing yourself of some of the greatest film criticism of all time.

I hope the Crystal Skull review has more of his Kermit-y George Lucas impression.

"Uhh, Steven, I'd really like ILM to get to work on those CGI beavers. Time is money."
"Frank Darabont's a cunt, we're not using his script."
"Say Frank, Steven says you're a cont.... you're a cont... a cont...a CONT... CONT.... CONT.... Cont....inuing source of inspiration to him!"

:D I don't know if that's a reference to anything, but it made me laugh really hard nonetheless. Stuttering George. I guess "Dooku" is relatively easy for a stutterer to pronounce. No one makes fun of the names in Crystal Skull, do they? Either they're iconic (Indiana Jones) or unmemorable (the Russians). That's one plus for Indiana Jones over the Star Wars prequels, the IJ movies aren't so "name-centric". The characters actually DO THINGS rather than have their names repeated in conferences. And their names aren't elongated. It's not "Mutt Windu", it's just "Mutt".

JimJ

Quote from: Sutter Cane on December 22, 2011, 06:55:24 PM
Quote from: Gunflyer on December 21, 2011, 01:19:22 PM
Quote from: Sutter Cane on December 21, 2011, 05:05:32 AM
Quote from: D.B. Barnes on December 20, 2011, 03:19:20 PM
Haters gonna hate. Plinkett gives no fucks. And if you haven't watched his prequel reviews, you're robbing yourself of some of the greatest film criticism of all time.

I hope the Crystal Skull review has more of his Kermit-y George Lucas impression.

"Uhh, Steven, I'd really like ILM to get to work on those CGI beavers. Time is money."
"Frank Darabont's a cunt, we're not using his script."
"Say Frank, Steven says you're a cont.... you're a cont... a cont...a CONT... CONT.... CONT.... Cont....inuing source of inspiration to him!"

:D I don't know if that's a reference to anything, but it made me laugh really hard nonetheless. Stuttering George. I guess "Dooku" is relatively easy for a stutterer to pronounce. No one makes fun of the names in Crystal Skull, do they? Either they're iconic (Indiana Jones) or unmemorable (the Russians). That's one plus for Indiana Jones over the Star Wars prequels, the IJ movies aren't so "name-centric". The characters actually DO THINGS rather than have their names repeated in conferences. And their names aren't elongated. It's not "Mutt Windu", it's just "Mutt".

I don't know why I remember this, but I'm pretty sure it was Mutt Williams.

Watchman

#216
See this is all sorts of wrong
QuoteHenry "Mutt" Williams, born Henry Walton Jones III, was the illegitimate son of Marion Ravenwood and Indiana Jones. His stepfather was Colin Williams, who was killed during World War II.
If he was illegitimate he was not

Quoteborn Henry Walton Jones III

he was born Henry Walton Ravenwood, not least because his father wasn't aware of him and thus wouldn't have been able to sign off on his parentage. The only reason I've always been a Jesset-Meade-Rowley is because my father signed off on my birth certificate, my parents didn't get married until the early 80s.

Russell

Quote from: Sutter Cane on December 22, 2011, 06:55:24 PM
:D I don't know if that's a reference to anything, but it made me laugh really hard nonetheless. Stuttering George.
Hah hah, it's actually a reference to the South Park episode "Raisins". Check it out when you've got some free time. :)

Tripe

See this is all sorts of wrong
QuoteHenry "Mutt" Williams, born Henry Walton Jones III, was the illegitimate son of Marion Ravenwood and Indiana Jones. His stepfather was Colin Williams, who was killed during World War II.
If he was illegitimate he was not

Quoteborn Henry Walton Jones III

he was born Henry Walton Ravenwood, not least because his father wasn't aware of him and thus wouldn't have been able to sign off on his parentage. The only reason I've always been a Jesset-Meade-Rowley is because my father signed off on my birth certificate, my parents didn't get married until the early 80s.

D.B. Barnes

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Rainbow Dash


Russell

#221
Quote from: Rainbow Dash on December 23, 2011, 11:56:47 AM
Got a download link?  
Best thing I can recommend is download helper. It can either download and convert the files to a friendly format or just download them and use your own software to convert them.

It's so great to see RLM review Kingdom of Jethro Tull :)

mrbasehart

Another good review.  Not as vicious as the Star Wars ones, but the video makes good points.  I'm still not on board with Shia LeBeouf, but I'm not sure anyone could've done that kind of role justice.

D.B. Barnes

Quote from: mrbasehart on December 23, 2011, 05:10:39 PM
I'm still not on board with Shia LeBeouf, but I'm not sure anyone could've done that kind of role justice.

I don't get that at all. Why does Mike have such a soft spot for LaBeef? How could you possibly refer to him as a "natural actor," especially if you endured almost eight hours of full-tilt Transformers spazzing?
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mrbasehart

Quote from: D.B. Barnes on December 23, 2011, 05:20:58 PM
Quote from: mrbasehart on December 23, 2011, 05:10:39 PM
I'm still not on board with Shia LeBeouf, but I'm not sure anyone could've done that kind of role justice.

I don't get that at all. Why does Mike have such a soft spot for LaBeef? How could you possibly refer to him as a "natural actor," especially if you endured almost eight hours of full-tilt Transformers spazzing?

Ehn, not even great actos like John Turturro or Frances McDormand come out of Transformers with any credit or dignity.  Bad scripts and directors can ruin actors' performances.  I thought he was fine in Disturbia and Holes.