I loved Bella's excuse for her actions

[elusive robert denby]

that whole "oh i wasnt committing suicide, i was just putting myself into incredibly dangerous, life threatening situations, with no thought to my physical well being, and nearly died as a result. its totally differant" thing really made me laugh, lol.

[Cosmic Muse]

Yeah, next she'll be jumping out of a plane without a parachute and through miraculous means survive telling everybody she just forgot to put one on, that there's no cause to worry about her sanity.

[Scribblesense]

Please.

She's in small town America.

Everybody gets their nose in everybody's business, but they always look the other way when things get a little unpleasant.

She's nothing compared to Buttcrack Santa's land mine and German smut film collection (some of which incorporate land mines, which are his favorites).

[Cosmic Muse]

Please.

She's in small town America.

Everybody gets their nose in everybody's business, but they always look the other way when things get a little unpleasant.

She's nothing compared to Buttcrack Santa's land mine and German smut film collection (some of which incorporate land mines, which are his favorites).

And then there's his secret stash of Clown Porn. Talk about disturbing.