Caption contest: NEW MOON!

[dantesque17]

So, what would you like to know about Scientology?

[stansimpson]

Why you eyein' mah blood drink?

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

"Tonight on 'Transylvania Idol'....!"

Or

Sheen: "Can I just once be the one who gets the Oscar nomination...please!"

[Easy Bake Love-In]

"Why are you looking at me like that? Do I have something not on my face?"


"No, dearie, you don't understand: the Mirror Has Two Faces. It has to! It just has to!"
*breaks down, weeping*

[Kete]

"You put the blade of grass between your thumbs and.....I'm telling you, this worked earlier!"

[stansimpson]

Transylvania Sucks-5000

[Kete]

"...so once you get your baseball uniform on, we use this mirror to make sure there's no smudged make-up."

[Edgewriter]

Can I Haz Ur Puppy?

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

"I've seen Harpo and Lucy do this mirror bit....they were much better.  Sorry"

[Kete]

"...my next question is about the Watergate tapes..."

[Edgewriter]

Stop looking at Chevy Chase. Look at me. Look at me, Damn you!

[Kete]

"They're right behind me, aren't they?"

[Kete]

"I'm sorry.  I thought you would have aged better than this...and I'm not sure how this is possible, Edward, but you look even more effeminate than I do."

[The Best Looking Man in the Middle Ages]

Oh! I've always wanted to try one of these!

"Director Chris Weitz pads out New Moon's runtime with the last known footage of Bella Lugosi before her death."

[NRRork]

That's not a mirror, she just asked her twin sister to stand behind that frame so they could screw with him.