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Started by Variety of Cells, January 25, 2007, 10:03:07 PM

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Oceaniclost

I just finished listening to this Rifftrax...rated it a 9.
I loved it.
the second viewing of this movie hurt so bad, but was really worth it for the RiffTrax.


macleod

It's when you start watching it 3 or 4 times (with the riff) that you realize that there's no excuse

PhilosophicZombie

Not only did it have all three of the guys in top form, and not only did they rip into one of the most mind numbingly bad films I've been subjected to, but when Bill went into his Scientology rant I nearly wept. Thank you for this one.

Hazzah

A beautiful effort put forth by Bill, Kevin, and Mike!  I especially love the horrible fat alien and his horrible gas.  :D  Sometimes a good fart joke is all I need.
Hi-Keeba!

Thrifty

Without a doubt, the very best Rifftrax I have watched (I think I've gone through all but 10 of them by now).

Bill's breakdown near the end: Hilarious.
The Bill-led role playing about the similarities to The Matrix: awesome.
Mike angrily pointing out the ludicrous idea of cavemen instantly becoming master fighter pilots: also hilarious.

Very strong Rifftrax.  One of the few I watch over and over again.

Junkyard

Favorite line:
"Can I eat you?"

Minnesota

btw ... I gave this one a 10 ... haven't watched in a while, might have to do that soon :)

Gibborino

Excellent rifftrack, rat-brains.

HahahahahaHA!

Voyeur

Well, this one was definitely better the second time...I especially love the way they make fun of Travolta's rediculous performance. I like the part near the end, with Travolta stuck in the cell and Bill belts out in that Travolta over-the-top whiney voice, "HA HA HA HA HA...STUPID HUMAN!"

Evan Waters

You know, I didn't want to just give this a 10, but... I gotta.

It even has that "soul-crushing" aspect, reminiscent of the best MST episodes- I can tell that Mike, Kevin, and Bill clearly suffered for their art.

MST3Kgirl

i loved the line "the music is telling me to care but I just can't"

the fat character that makes all the farting sounds when he's on screen like Joe Don Baker..
Barry Pepper dancing around at the beginning like a douchebag

jenlight

Quote from: macleod on February 17, 2007, 12:27:23 PM
It's when you start watching it 3 or 4 times (with the riff) that you realize that there's no excuse

I'm sold. This is the next rifftrax I watch.
Steve?

PsychoGoatee

I give this a ten. Battlefield Earth is hilarious enough on it's own, adding the riffing to the mix puts it over the top.

My favorite scene has to be the one with the cycles. FIFTY CYCLES! :o

Elijah Baley

10. I don't give these easily. It will be a long time before I see this again.

Star Wars Holiday Special next. I can only hope that it'll distract me from how mind-boggingly horrible Battlefield Earth was.
Average RiffTrax earn a C.

Star Wars Holiday Special: A+; The Room: A; Twilight: A; Eragon: A-; Firewall: A-; Batman and Robin: B+; Battlefield Earth: B; Titanic: B-
Casablanca: C+; The Matrix: C;  Aeon Flux: C-; The Sixth Sense: C-; Spider-Man: D+; X-Men: D; Island of Dr. Moreau: D; 300: F

gbeenie

Quote from: Elijah Baley on December 13, 2009, 03:35:23 AM

Star Wars Holiday Special next. I can only hope that it'll distract me from how mind-boggingly horrible Battlefield Earth was.

No worries. Once you've seen The Star Wars Holiday Special, Battlefield Earth will be the LAST thing on your mind.  :)
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