Fave riffs?

[TTYT]

Getting the ball rolling on this, my fave riffs so far, from Legacy of Blood:

Josh: "Titles by LazyTitles, A division of ShrugCorp."

Josh: "Better top off, I didn't slur that last line nearly enough."

Frank: "See, I'm functioning. What drinking problem?"

Mary Jo: "Can I get a copy of this tape for my therapist?"

"You know I do." Trace: By the way I look down your dress."

(After the Sheriff leaves) Trace: Feel free to come by tomorrow and bring the story to another screeching halt..."

[Crow T. Robot 666]

Lawyer: Dead
Josh:  I would have gone with hello.

[Toyland Chairman]

Alien Factor

Trace: "when ever have you seen a two door police car?"