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[RandyMistie]

When Ghandi was asked by a reporter what he thought of Western Civilization, Ghandi said, "I think it would be a wonderful idea!"

[Thom_Serveaux]

"Do *you* know?  Do *you* know who did it?"   -Crow (as Kermie).   #605(CatH)

[RobtheBarbarian]

"Why don't you hit the road before I kill you?" - Nathan Explosion.

[Raven]

That which doesn't kill me, makes me a funny motherfucker.  -Henry Rollins.

[Thom_Serveaux]

"This movie was like spending the weekend with your dentist."   -Crow.   #207(WR)

[Thom_Serveaux]

"Get a bunch of women together and it's always witchery or a wedding
    shower." -Crow. Ep #820 Space Mutiny

[Hebs]

"Baby, you're crazier than a car load-a monkeys."

- Fred MacMurray Double Indemnity 1941

[Thom_Serveaux]

"That's me, except I'm moist."   -Tom Servo.   #420(HD)

[Sharktopus]

This should cheer you up for sure
See I've got you're old ID
And you're all dressed up like The Cure

- Ben Folds, "The Battle Of Who Could Care Less"

[nanites_r_us]

"Hey, do all Japanese children have to dress like Fisher-Price people?"
   --- Crow (gamera vs gaos)

"Oh, terrific--my fiance's a deli stacker!"
        --- Joel (the amazing colossal man)

"Oh, the government's involved in a cover-up!  How could *that* be?"
       --- Tom (the amazing colossal man)

[Thom_Serveaux]

"And thus did mighty Samson overcome the Phillistine." "By hitting him over the head with a sitting stick while wearing a priest costume??"   -Tucker/ Crow.   #419(tRS)

[kodiakthejuggler]

"Wait until you read book seven!  Ohh, I cried..."

- The Doctor,
Doctor Who 3.5 The Shakespeare Code

[Sideswipe]

"PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPS!!!!"

[nanites_r_us]

"They're kind of dumb, they're easy to kill... the American Gladiators."
                      --- Tom servo (cave dwellers)

[Hebs]

"Gee Brain, if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why's the kid doin' it?"

-Pinky