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[Thom_Serveaux]

"Hey, look -- I found some funny powder!" "Uh, that's mine, just leave it alone, there..."   -Roxanne/** (as **).   #212(GvM)

[kodiakthejuggler]

Bart - "Wow, Grandpa! Where'd you get all this money?"

Grandpa - "The Government. I didn't earn it, I don't need it, but if they miss one payment I'll raise hell!!"


~ The Simpsons

[Sharktopus]

Homer: "Quiet Grampa, or we'll put you in a home!"

Grampa: "You already put me in a home!"

Homer: "Yeah, well, we'll take you out that one and put you in one of the homes they show on 60 Minutes!"

[AmazingThor]

Grampa: "I'll be good..."

[Sharktopus]

"Trying is the first step towards failure."

- Homer J. Simpson

[Thom_Serveaux]

"Take her." "Here?  In front of the circus people?"   -Basil Rathbone/Crow (as Sir Branton).   #411(tMS)

[kodiakthejuggler]

"Well, you tried your best. And you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try."

~Homer Simpson

[AmazingThor]

Our's is not to wonder why, ours is but to do or die

[Sideswipe]

"Is this the man?"
"Why no sir, you da man."

[Pak-Man]

You're the man, Schooly. Deal with it. - Space Ghost

[J-Proof]

"They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God. " - Elwood
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"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood
"Hit it." - Jake

[RobtheBarbarian]

Frau Blücher!
*horses whinnie*

[msmpls]

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon." - Raoul Duke, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

[Thom_Serveaux]

"The four dullards of the apocalypse."   -Tom Servo.   #416(FMoOS)

[kodiakthejuggler]

"Well, LA DI FREAKIN' DA!!"

~ Matt Foley