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[Pak-Man]

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[Pak-Man]

o/~ If I were a vacuum cleaner, and you were a vacuum cleaner too, we would sooooo get it on! o/~ - Dad (The Brak Show)

[J-Proof]

"With all due respect, and remember, I'm saying with /all/ due respect.... That idea ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on..." - Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights

[mrbasehart]

"You're about as useful as a cock-flavoured lolly" - Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

[Justin]

"The bottom line was, I couldn't not do it.  It's all I could think about.  I knew I was at the perfect age." - Dakota Fanning, regarding Hounddog, a film in which she is brutally raped.

[Thom_Serveaux]

"Cheating is bad.  Richard Basehart is good."   -Gypsy.                    
                                                            ...Also attributed to Crow.
                                                                       #515(Wild Wild World of Batwoman).

[kodiakthejuggler]

"I...  I was nice today. Nice to all those incipit, little monkeys. Answering their stupid letters.

My hands... DIRTY!!

...the dirt won't come off...


AAAAAAAGH!!!



President... What a joke!

...President...

President of WHAT?!?!   His fan club. How they love him! Look at him... lying there asleep! The idol of millions. He's a FOOL! Blind, silly little fool. And how easily I could end the farce. With these hands. These DIRTY hands!! And with these hands, I hold the fate of millions! They think he's a god! But, he's as mortal as we. I know!

Just one quick *twist!* and it's over...

YESSSSSSSS

Just ONE!!!

...

Just...


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!


It's happening AGAIN!!

My BRAIN!!

My HOT

STINGING

BRAIN!!!!!!!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!"

[gammer]

"I spent like three hours doing shading the upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done." -Napoleon Dynamite, Napoleon Dynamite

[J-Proof]

"You built a TIME machine??.... Out of a DELORIAN???" ....(I know - I must like this quote =)

[SaucyRossy]

"I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense."
Christopher Walken

[Thom_Serveaux]

"Come on, you guys.  It's not a real wedding.  Don't cry."  "We know.  It's the *script* that's upsetting us!"   -Joel/Crow.   #105(The Corpse Vanishes)

[Grillslinger]

"what's the worst thing you've ever done?"
"I won't tell you that. But I'll tell you the worst thing that's ever happened to me...the most dreadful thing."

Peter Straub's Ghost Story.

Great book. Movie Blew.

[BEERxTaco]

From "MST3K #320 The Unearthly
John Carradine: "Shall we retire?"
Crow: "Why, are you coming apart? Oh... wrong joke"
Servo: "Ba-dum shhhhh"

[SmilinJackRoss]

"I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend, and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams...I hope."
-The Shawshank Redemption

"...And that's when this feeling came over me like a warm blanket. I knew, somehow, that I had to stay alive. Somehow. I had to keep breathing. Even though there was no reason to hope. And all my logic said that I would never see this place again. So that's what I did. I stayed alive. I kept breathing. And one day my logic was proven all wrong because the tide came in, and gave me a sail. And now, here I am. I'm back. In Memphis, talking to you. I have ice in my glass... And I've lost her all over again. I'm so sad that I don't have Kelly. But I'm so grateful that she was with me on that island. And I know what I have to do now. I gotta keep breathing. Because tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring?"
-Cast Away

"Wakey wakey...eggs and bakey."
-Kill Bill Vol. 2

[Pak-Man]

(Quoted loosely by two random people from a Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas)
"Blasphemy! The things he's saying! I should do something!"
"There's nothing you CAN do."
"Hmm. I guess I'm just going to have to develop a sense of humor!"