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Season of the Witch (2010) staring Nicolas Cage

Started by Henry88, December 21, 2009, 05:57:31 PM

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Henry88

QuoteRelease Date: March 19, 2010
Lionsgate's supernatural thriller, "Season of the Witch," stars Nicolas Cage as medieval knight Behmen who undertakes a mission pitting him against
an devious witch and making him the last hope for the world against an ancient and dark force. His faith broken by years of battle as a crusader, Behmen returns to central Europe to find his homeland decimated by the Black Plague. While searching for food and supplies at the Palace at Marburg, Behmen and his trusted companion, Felson (Ron Perlman) are apprehended and ordered by the dying Cardinal to deliver a young peasant girl ­believed to be the witch responsible for the Plague ­to a remote abbey where her powers can be destroyed. Behmen agrees to the assignment but only if the peasant girl is granted a fair trial. As he and five others set off on this dangerous journey, they realize with mounting dread that the cunning girl is no ordinary human, and that their mission will pit them against an evil that even in these dark times they never could have imagined.


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Heh, at least it isn't a remake of Halloween 3
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Compound

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3 more months  'til  more Nick Cage, more Nick Cage, more Nick Cage. 3 more months  'til  more Nick Cage, more Nick Cage, more Nick Cage. Silver shamrock!

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Lionsgate's supernatural thriller, "Season of the Witch," stars Nicolas Cage
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Hrmph. I would have made the reference before Ronin, but I had to type out the song....

JimJ

Having seen the trailer for this multiple times, I'm convinced that this could be the worst Nicolas Cage movie yet, which is just a horrifying thought.  I really hope this gets riffed whenever it hits DVD, even though that means I'd actually have to watch it  :gouge:

D.B. Barnes

Quote from: JimJ on February 26, 2010, 10:20:14 PM
Having seen the trailer for this multiple times, I'm convinced that this could be the worst Nicolas Cage movie yet, which is just a horrifying thought.

Sweet jesus! That is a horrifying thought! Can he possibly raise the bar to a new low?!?
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Bob

Quote from: Compound on December 21, 2009, 06:03:24 PM
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3 more months  'til  more Nick Cage, more Nick Cage, more Nick Cage. 3 more months  'til  more Nick Cage, more Nick Cage, more Nick Cage. Silver shamrock!

Thanks, that is now stuck in my head, you inhuman monster.

Crow T. Robot 666

Unless it has him punching a woman while wearing a bear suit I don't wanna know about it.

gbeenie

Lionsgate has dropped it from their release schedule (rather abruptly, actually).
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Quote from: Bob on February 27, 2010, 06:36:44 AM
Quote from: Compound on December 21, 2009, 06:03:24 PM
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3 more months  'til  more Nick Cage, more Nick Cage, more Nick Cage. 3 more months  'til  more Nick Cage, more Nick Cage, more Nick Cage. Silver shamrock!

Thanks, that is now stuck in my head, you inhuman monster.

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bratpop

It's a bad movie because Nicolas Cage is in it? NO. Nicolas Cage is in it BECAUSE it's a bad movie.