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Why is the Sci-fi channel showing Bloodrayne.

Started by Road_Element, January 21, 2007, 04:07:38 PM

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Road_Element

I was switch channels and came across the Sci-fi Channel. I guess what they were showing. Bloodrayne and is it bad or what. I know Sci-fi shows alot bad movies. But why show a Uwe Boll Movie. Why punish us like that. Someone tell be why.

torgosPizza

Uwe Boll makes works of art compared to some of the SciFi original movies. Usually starring Dean Cain.

Now THOSE are painful.

MrTorso

Quote from: torgosPizza on January 21, 2007, 04:16:07 PM
Uwe Boll makes works of art compared to some of the SciFi original movies. Usually starring Dean Cain.

Now THOSE are painful.

I really tried to watch the Sci-Fi original Alien Apocalypse but man it was a stinker. It stars Bruce Campbell and was directed by one of my favorite directors Josh Becker. Even that couldn't save it. It was rough.

Sci-Fi showing BloodRayne is not to bad. I flipped through the other night and they were showing wrestling!! What is up with that?
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mrbasehart

Isn't it odd, that as soon as MST3k is off the air, the Sci-Fi channel starts to make really, really, bad original movies?  ;)

Andrew1911

1. Invite friends

2. Buy booze

3. Drink booze with your friends

4. Watch Bloodrayne

Variety of Cells

Booze. Main supporter of shitty art for the past two thousand years.

SaucyRossy

I caught the end of Bloodrayne and WOW was that bad......not as bad as the other Uwe Boll movie I have seen "Alone in the Dark" but ofcourse I didn't see all of Bloodrayne so it could of been worse....

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Bloodrayne is awful, but so far I think his magnum opus of suck would be Alone in the Dark. Based on a game built around suspenseful Lovecraftian horror? Well, we don't need any of that suspense stuff. We need...whatever the hell he did to it, apparently. I don't even know how to classify the movie.
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Rude

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Does Bloodrayne star that "tough chick" that used to be on Lost? I saw some movie with her standing around in a cave or something, speaking all medieval before diving into an underground lake~ Looked horrible... and i can't stand that chick~

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kodiakthejuggler

Quote from: Rude on January 22, 2007, 12:15:15 PM
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Does Bloodrayne star that "tough chick" that used to be on Lost? I saw some movie with her standing around in a cave or something, speaking all medieval before diving into an underground lake~ Looked horrible... and i can't stand that chick~

-Rude

If you mean Michelle Rodriguez, then yes, she's in Bloodrayne.


Rude

Quote from: kodiakthejuggler on January 22, 2007, 12:18:28 PM
If you mean Michelle Rodriguez...

Yeah, that's her! Man, she's even trying to look all tuff in that picture!  ::)

I can't put my finger on why, exactly... but she bugged the hell outta' me. Anyway, i must've totally caught part of Bloodrayne then, because i think that's the same costume!

-Rude
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Grillslinger

Didn't Sci-Fi air Skeleton Man not too long ago? After playing that piece of crap....I guess anything goes!

daltysmilth

I seriously think Uwe Boll is actually an insane genius.  His movies are an elaborate prank.  He submits the worst movies ever, and laughs when people take them seriously. 
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Rude

Quote from: daltysmilth on January 23, 2007, 12:32:32 PM
He submits the worst movies ever, and laughs when people take them seriously.

Wait a minute!... People are taking these movies seriously?! What people?!  ;)

-Rude
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Tyrant


   I recall Sci Fi Channel also running House of the Dead once. And then had the audacity to run House of the Dead 2 as well. Bloodrayne does not surpise me.


    I agree with Dalty. Unless Boll has completely lost all concept of reality, I think he knows how horrible his movies are. He's a modern day B-movie director and he'll laugh all the way to the bank.