Desperately want to see Return of the King Rifftrax - anyone else? (Intro)

[Darth Geek]

Now if we could only get them to do 2001 . . .

Now that would be a tough one to riff. There's so little dialogue for most of the film they'd have to try and get around it by doing a series of audio host segments at various points. I imagine 2010 would be a lot easier since it's more of a "normal" film.

True. It's hard to riff on interminable establishing shots and breathing.

Kevin - They're establishing the HELL out of this thing!



Kevin - They're still establishing the hell out of this thing.



Kevin - Did you hit pause, Mike?
Mike - Not me, I don't have the remote.
Kevin - Well who does?
Bill - You guys never let me have it.
Mike - That's because you always screw it up.
Bill - One time! Just one time. And I don't know how I changed the audio to Portugese, it was an accident.
Kevin - Well then so was when I threw it at your head that changed it back.
Bill - Still hurts, Kevin.
Disembaudio - Guys, guys, stop fighting. I'M controlling the movie, and it isn't paused!




Kevin - They're still establishing the hell out of this thing.

[FordPrefect]

http://blip.tv/play/gbk7gZL0DgI

[00waldo]

I cast my vote for riffing ROTK too. "Epic" movie - EPIC riffing Love their comments about Aragorn and Legolas especially ^^

Lotr TTT : When Aragorns horse wakes him at the river.
Mike Nelson: Hey, slackerboy. Hey, artsyboy. Hey, poetryboy!! Get up!!

Same movie: When the people of Rohan are fleeing to Helms Deep and right before they are attacked by the Varg-riders.
Legolas on top of hill, scouting.
Bill Corbett: I sense a girl prettier than me. She must die!

Cracks me up every time

And yes. Have seen the movies and the riffs a million times.
00waldo <------------------------ Fantasy nerd ^^

[Russell]

I think they're holding off on making one because Mike, Bill and Kevin can't through the last 20 minutes without crying.

[Doctor Who?]

I wish they would do this movie so that we could stop getting a new thread for this movie in every section of the forum every single day.  There is a suggest a track section and i think it already has ten threads devoted to The Return of the King.

[Elijah Baley]

http://blip.tv/play/gbk7gZL0DgI

Smarmy bastard.

EDIT: He even does that thing when he talks with his eyes closed.