Add your own riffs.

[palehorse864]

Here is a thread to discuss your own riffs for this movie that weren't covered.

For instance. After the oracle asks Neo to say "Ahh" and then checks his ears, there was perfect opportunity for a "turn your head and cough" joke. 

[Pak-Man]

Oh, WE know. :^)

[mrbasehart]

We should have...some sort of...contest...

[Steve-O]

I bet there's the opportunity for a good spoon joke in there somewhere.

[Pak-Man]

NO! Sporks are funnier! :^)

All right. You're new here, so here's what we're all silently sniggering about: :^)

http://www.rifftrax.com/smf/index.php?topic=499.0

[BBQ Platypus]

Or perhaps we could work in a rudimentary lathe.  But enough of this talk of past riffs.  I want to know if Neo was aroused.

By the way, I don't think anybody on this forum has EVER mentioned this, but Mike and Co. should riff the movie Red Dawn, featuring a VERY special guest riffer.............A GIANT ANTIMATTER SPACE BUZZARD!  Hehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kodiakthejuggler]

Yeah, it's a great idea and all...

but since we've already covered The Matrix, how's about we try another one?

Perhaps we could pick a section of one of our most desired Riff candidates, such as Batman and Robin or Jurassic Park?


What do you think, sirs?

[BBQ Platypus]

Yeah, it's a great idea and all...

but since we've already covered The Matrix, how's about we try another one?

Perhaps we could pick a section of one of our most desired Riff candidates, such as Batman and Robin or Jurassic Park?


What do you think, sirs?

Well, in keeping with the spirit of this thread...

It STINKS!





(We should change this thread's name to the "broken record" thread, or maybe "The Official 'Jokes and Suggestions That Have Already Been Made Bazillions of Times' Thread").

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Neo: What's a squiddy?

Trinity: A sentinel. Killing machine designed for one thing...

Mike or Kevin: Uh, killing?

Dozer: Search and destroy.

Mike or Kevin: Ohhh, Hey, wait! That's two things and killin' ain't one of 'em! Jip!