What Trekie things did we learn from this 'rendition'..?

[Doctor Who?]

And making Black Holes don't forget that.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

I learned that in the future all disagreements...ALL disagreements... will be settled by everybody beating the crap out of each other. 

Nah...that was the original..



Although....

[Darth Geek]

Pwned by a Hobgoblin.

[Lemming Howard]

I learned about thirty-five minutes in that Forklifts are alive and well in The Future!  And not the floating kind one would have imagined.  So a potent weapon is still available.  That said anti-gravity seems to be reliable enough that transports fly over crowds of people who seem totally unconcerned that tons of machinery are floating maybe ten feet above their heads.

[Darth Geek]

I learned that spokes on wheels are no longer necessary.

[Russell]

I learned that spokes on wheels are no longer necessary.

I learned that in the future, you'll find "Beastie Boys" in the classical music section(If it's anything like Futurama)

[MST3Kgirl]

Some of those sets reminded me of "Space Mutiny." 

HANDRAILS!!!!

[MST3Kgirl]

I learned that there are some pretty steep ass canyons in Iowa

I learned that the song "Spock Funk" is pretty darn catchy.

I learned that Scottie can get a uniform asap but Kirk needs to hang out in his rebellious "black" till the end.

I learned that Hollywood is now looking to my age group to cast for character's "parents".

[ManUnderMask]

I learned that there are some pretty steep ass canyons in Iowa

Pyramids in Akaba and now canyons in Iowa... what's next?

[Doctor Who?]

Well to be fair it did look like it was man made and it is 300 years in the future,maybe they found Dilitium crystals deep under Iowa.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Well to be far it did look like it was man made and it is 300 years in the future,maybe they found Dilitium crystals deep under Iowa.

Wow...changing the timeline even did that?

I think it's more likely that that's where they mined the magical stuff that's allowing them to build Constitution-class heavy cruisers on the ground in Iowa and then get them off the planet in one piece.

[goflyblind]

yeah, i'm kinda disappointed that 200 years in the future they're still building spaceships on the ground. where the hell are the space elevators i was promised? >:

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

(btw, has he been on the cover of Star Trek Magazine yet?)

[D.B. Barnes]

Well to be far it did look like it was man made and it is 300 years in the future,maybe they found Dilitium crystals deep under Iowa.

Wow...changing the timeline even did that?

I think it's more likely that that's where they mined the magical stuff that's allowing them to build Constitution-class heavy cruisers on the ground in Iowa and then get them off the planet in one piece.

Suspensionofdisbeliefium.

Isn't that like kryptonite for a Trekkie?

[dalem]

I learned that Delta Vega is close enough to Vulcan for marooned Spock to watch the destruction of his homeworld.  With his naked eyes.

So that's pretty close then. 

-dale