What can be learned from "Swing Parade?"

[Alleged]

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What I learned from "Swing Parade"?

-Mules are nothing to worry about.
-Comedy Central execs have much in common with Adam Sandler.

[DoctorZ]

A sexy singer is one who is frozen from the waist down.

Don't lose your watch down the sink.

Don't order the turkey!

[Pak-Man]

Stooges make bad waiters.

[Tyrant]

    That a movie with tons of musical numbers doesn't need an ending at all.

[starfighter]

    That a movie with Gale Storm is a hellova different movie than one with Tempest Storm.

[MrTorso]

Fear of process servers.

[mrbasehart]

That Mike wants to line up all the employees of Legend and Rifftrax and give them one long slap. 

[NickE]

That nobody younger than 50 or so has any idea what a "process server" is.

(Damn kids today, with their YouTubes and Guitar Heroes and Monkees music, they got no idea. Why, back in MY day, city was LOUSY with process servers.  Today I guess they send 'em through email or internets or something)

[Bus Taker]

- The term Process Server is still used for people who serve court orders.
- Stooges make lousy plumbers.
- Sexism was rampant in them days.

[NickE]

The term Process Server is still used for people who serve court orders

I only believe in things that are portrayed in blockbuster Hollywood movies or in Nielsen-top-10 TV series.  And when was the last time a process server was portrayed in a blockbuster Hollywood movie or in a Nielsen-top-10 TV series?

(It has to be a CURRENT Nielsen-top-10 TV show; once a show is canceled, all things portrayed in that series cease to exist.)

[Justin]

You can attack any woman you want if you tell the cops she's your sister.

[Petey Wheatstraw]

When romancing your sweetie, ask her what makes her big head so hard and then kick her in the face.

[Petey Wheatstraw]

I've also learned that it is incredibly difficult to alternate between laughing at the movie itself and laughing at Mike's commentary.

[Ranika]

Moose is potentially the best worst name ever.

[Minnesota]

Mule worring is where its at