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[Rattrap007]

I thought the riff was decent, but far from their usual gold. Too much padding in this riff with constant noises jokes like the "Whoa Whoa Whoa.." stuff. That got old fast. A little too much bitching as well. They did have good jokes, but for me it was a little too much negative and filler like the Disembaudio Energy Balls bit. Went on way too long. Couldn't come up with a joke could ya guys?

[Darth Geek]

The riff was really good. But the only thought going through my head for most of it was:

MICHAEL BAY CAN SUCK ON A 12 GAGE!

F%&$ YOU, BAY! And while I'm at it, F$&# YOU, Spielberg! You're the real reason this potentially fun movie got made so badly.

Huh, where was I? Oh, yeah, the riff was good (though not as good as the first Rifftrax.

[Sideswipe]

thats why I am not getting this riff.  I dont feel like sitting through 2 hours of "Michael Bay is the worst film maker ever!"

[Cosmic Muse]

thats why I am not getting this riff.  I dont feel like sitting through 2 hours of "Michael Bay is the worst film maker ever!"

Oh I would. I have these sorts of internal monologues in my head all the time when I watch a Bay movie.

[Bob]

thats why I am not getting this riff.  I dont feel like sitting through 2 hours of "Michael Bay is the worst film maker ever!"

2.5 hours to be more precise!

[Thrifty]

I haven't perfected my reauthor yet--stupid audio is out of sync with the video--but I've had to watch bits and pieces of this unriffed to figure it out.  It is just awful.  The characters are all detestable stereotypes. 

[Cosmic Muse]

Just a question: Did anyone notice that the RC (Arcee?) Twins were actually Triplets?

[RVR II]

thats why I am not getting this riff.  I dont feel like sitting through 2 hours of "Michael Bay is the worst film maker ever!"

2.5 hours to be more precise!

The movie was just GAWD AWFUL, and I see why it Literally Killed the guys while Riffing this piece of Shit!!

[Cosmic Muse]

The movie was just GAWD AWFUL, and I see why it Literally Killed the guys while Riffing this piece of Shit!!

The movie didn't so much as kill me but left me still wondering what the hell was going on and why the Transformers, especially the Decepticons, could do certain things one minute and the abilities were forgotten the next. That and it seemed like the Decepticons were even more useless than in the last movie. Sure Megatron did kill Optimus, but that was null and void because of the Matrix, which looked more like a Klingon weapon than the Matrix of Leadership. On top of that, the Matrix isn't a resurrection tool but the fountain of all Autobot knowledge. Only the Quintessons from the aniomated series could resurrect their creations. I'm so confused.

[Conor]

thats why I am not getting this riff.  I dont feel like sitting through 2 hours of "Michael Bay is the worst film maker ever!"

Our riff is literally nothing but this, so you've made the right decision.  I think we fit that sentence in 25 times in the sample alone.

[Sideswipe]

So 2 hours of making fun of Micheal Bay, and 30 minutes of stuttering jokes.  Excellent, I'll get right on it.

[RVR II]

I dunno..
You being the 'original' Sideswipe and all..

[Cosmic Muse]

So 2 hours of making fun of Micheal Bay, and 30 minutes of stuttering jokes.  Excellent, I'll get right on it.

Look, you clearly love Transformers. More than anyone should, probably.  But hey, I feel that way about the original Star Wars movies (well, the first two anyway).  And you know what? I didn't buy the riff. I won't buy the riff.  I'm not surprised you don't want to buy it, but don't pretend it's because the RIFF is bad.

He's stated numerous times over the years he's a fan and has bristled when anyone has stated one negative thing about Bay's robo porn.

Only thing I like about these movies is Peter Cullen doing Optimus Prime again in an official capacity, though Bay's Optimus is just a tad different than the G1 Optimus. For one thing Optimus never killed an enemy out of spite. In fact numerous times he's done his best to save them. Remember "Til all are one." If anyone says anything about the movie, Optimus really didn't kill any of the Decepticons, just send them home with a massive repair bill.

[Sideswipe]

its not that I am a fan and dont want to see the riff because of that.  I bought the riff for the first movie and thought it was pretty weak, this one doesnt look like its going to be any better.

[Cosmic Muse]

I thought the Riff for the Original was hilarious. It had me laughing out loud numerous times. I guess a rabid hatred of these movies makes the Riffs more enjoyable though.