Those scientists finally got me...

[Trapped in Amber]

'eya. I'm Amber (NOT the girl from the IMVU ads... hate those things). MSTie since age 6, Riffer since 6 months ago.

Yes, the name is a reference to Jurassic Park.

Yes, underwear is for satanists.

Yes, I'm quite worried this isn't the right place for an introduction, what with the 2-months-dead introductions thread...

But, yes. Hello.

[Johnny Unusual]

Hey, welcome to the board.  Here are some threads to check.

Check out the top 50 films to see on Halloween as voted on by board members here:
http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,15854.0.html

Join my Batman Mafia game here, where paranoia and accusations rule!  Play as you favourite Batman character, assuming they aren't taken:
http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,14278.0.html

Talk about Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban here:
http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,12099.0.html

[bettertomorrowamy]

Here are some more betterer threads:

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,15754.0.html

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,15741.0.html

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,1522.0.html

[stansimpson]

Welcome, TIA!  Mind if I call you TIA?  How about Amber?  Trapped?  I'll just leave it at WELCOME!   

[Sideswipe]

welcome to the crazy house, you should fit right in.

[RobtheBarbarian]

Psst. Watch out for Sides. He thinks he's a robot.

[Sideswipe]

Rob thinks he is a time traveling Viking demi-god.

[RobtheBarbarian]

Yeah, but that's awesome. There's a difference.

[Trapped in Amber]

Trust nobody and engulf myself in a sphere of denial and self-loathing.

Gotcha.

[Tripe]

Personaly I have few delusions about myself, I certainly don't think I was made by Bandai like Swipes.

[Johnny Unusual]

Psst. Watch out for Sides. He thinks he's a gobot.

Fixed.  Although now that I think of it, Amber's probably too young to get it.

[goflyblind]

quit making me feel so old. >:

[Sideswipe]

now you have done it, you have called me one of those mutha fuckin gobots.  You are taking you life in your own hands, I've killed people for far less than insulting me that bad.

[Tripe]

You're far too slow Swipes, I called you one over three hours before Johnny did 

You're no Leader One but you're an acceptable Go-Bot, like Scooter or something.

[Sideswipe]

damn you limey bastard!