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« on: October 09, 2009, 10:13:59 AM »

I cant stand this guy.  His "reporting" on the beating of a student in Chicago to death just cements how much of a fuckin douche bag he really is with all his backwards thinking.  He makes basesless accusations that the whole country is going to shit and it must be becuase of atheists and the fact that the religious crap is being removed from government institutios and money, where it doesnt belong in the first place.  How can any rational person stand to listen to his mind numbing bullshit.  Thats why I hate these religious zealots, because they dont bother to think for themselves and figure things out.  God did it all!  God is why this country is so great and powerfull! 
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« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2009, 10:19:57 AM »

Right. If the Ten Commandments were posted in every school that wouldn't have happened.
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« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2009, 10:22:35 AM »

Heh, I found this quite entertaining.
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/252013/october-08-2009/bend-it-like-beck
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« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2009, 10:31:07 AM »


Gold!
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« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2009, 10:32:23 AM »

Glen's like .. on Cocaine er something cause he's just too Damn Annoying to watch  Gouge!
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« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2009, 10:53:16 AM »

http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com/
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« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2009, 10:56:33 AM »

The first time I heard of this I thought it was a funny idea for about a minute but it's cheap and low and just as bad as he is.
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« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2009, 10:58:04 AM »

The first time I heard of this I thought it was a funny idea for about a minute but it's cheap and low and just as bad as he is.

But thats the point.

 Anyway, my favorite part of that site is the origins link Smiley
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« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2009, 11:04:33 AM »

The first time I heard of this I thought it was a funny idea for about a minute but it's cheap and low and just as bad as he is.
And there we have what's known as "satire".
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« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2009, 11:13:05 AM »


I came across this reading an article about the site:

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Beck's name is in the process of being trademarked in the US. While most of the "goods and services" associated with the name are obvious ones like DVDs and books containing Beck's special brand of commentary, the mark is also reserved for use on "cups, ice buckets, mugs, non-metal piggy banks, ceramic and porcelain holiday ornaments."

I can't wait to get a Glenn Beck holiday ornament that starts crying every time you walk past it.  (Also, holiday ornament? Why is he taking the Christ out of Christmas?)
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« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2009, 11:15:16 AM »

The first time I heard of this I thought it was a funny idea for about a minute but it's cheap and low and just as bad as he is.
And there we have what's known as "satire".
There's still limits, man. Apparently we disagree on where the line is drawn.
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« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2009, 12:56:54 PM »

The first time I heard of this I thought it was a funny idea for about a minute but it's cheap and low and just as bad as he is.
And there we have what's known as "satire".
There's still limits, man. Apparently we disagree on where the line is drawn.
What about eating babies to solve hunger?  Too far?  Check out "A Modest Proposal" (written in good ole Puritanical 1729); a classic literary comedic essay that's taught in classrooms today.  That's right: Eating...babies...  Satire, by its very nature, cannot go "too far".  It can only be spot-on or getting-it-totally-wrong.
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« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2009, 01:16:05 PM »

Glenn Beck... a nutjob?


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/Wo5Sm9poKTw&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/Wo5Sm9poKTw&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>


does that seem like a nutjob to you?
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« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2009, 01:17:50 PM »

Oh Yeah! Most indubitably Cool
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« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2009, 01:35:17 PM »

Hooked on phonics has not worked for Beck
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