What D-War thing(s) did you Learn?!

[Darth Geek]

the funny part is, we have all expended more mental energy on this than the writers did......

I just farted and expended more energy than the writers did.

[MST3Kgirl]

-bad dragons will not follow you to Mexico.

- the drive from LA to the border is actually quite green and lovely

-faking a heart attack instantly leaves you with a kid handy if you need them.

- the big gruff leader of the "baddies" is a big target for moving vehicles. And he doesn't try to get out of their way.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

- faking a heart attack instantly leaves you with a kid handy if you need them.

Plus offering $1000 for a piece of crap knife.

[TravisW29]

I learned you can openly drink beer in certain parts of LA before your 20th birthday

Although in fairness it's not like a hot 19 year old woman can't get into any given bar if she really wants to

[prophetx]

I learned that a flashback inside of another flashback inside of another flashback inside of another flashback and then a giant dragon destroying a city really confuses me.

I got a head rush from laughing so hard at this. because its true.

Also, I learned that George Lucas was right that you don't have to actually demonstrate any kind of special quality in a character. Merely referring to it repeatedly is sufficient to warrant focusing a movie on them.

[TriffRax]

I learned what Donna did before moving to Indiana and getting a job at the Parks Department.